"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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So far Mizter and Paradox is my favorites. Way to go on your question. My teachers would love that problem. I think I am going to ask that to my teachers.

Everyone thanks for the good laugh too. Keep them coming.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by Derek Flint
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag?

A: One is White, made of Plastic and is Hazardous to Small Children.

The other is used to carry Groceries.
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this 1 is great! its a clean joke unlike the others, yet still really funny! more so then most of the others!
 
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