"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Michael Jackson Jokes...share yours...

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So far Mizter and Paradox is my favorites. Way to go on your question. My teachers would love that problem. I think I am going to ask that to my teachers.

Everyone thanks for the good laugh too. Keep them coming.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Derek Flint
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag?

A: One is White, made of Plastic and is Hazardous to Small Children.

The other is used to carry Groceries.
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this 1 is great! its a clean joke unlike the others, yet still really funny! more so then most of the others!
 
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