Snatchmaster
Don Juan
What does caviar and Michael Jackson have in common?
-They both come on white crackers.
-They both come on white crackers.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Michael Jackson Jokes...share yours...
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What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.
You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Michael Jackson in a room with a priest.
A boy walks in.
Michael Jackson says to the priest " I called him first"
A boy walks in.
Michael Jackson says to the priest " I called him first"
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Master Don Juan
How do you know when Michael Jackson has company over?
You'll see 4 or 5 BMX bicycles parked out front.
You'll see 4 or 5 BMX bicycles parked out front.
Tyrone Biggums
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What do K-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boys pants down half off.
They both have little boys pants down half off.
duke007
Master Don Juan
What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
They both visit kids at night and leave with an empty sack
They both visit kids at night and leave with an empty sack
Phantasmal
Senior Don Juan
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until puberty.
Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until puberty.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
They aren't his!
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: What famous celebrity has had the most children in the past 10 years?
A: - Michael Jackson
They aren't his!
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: What famous celebrity has had the most children in the past 10 years?
A: - Michael Jackson
McKindley
Senior Don Juan
What do Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, and Michael Jackson ****s little boys
Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, and Michael Jackson ****s little boys
Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"
diablo
Master Don Juan
Did you make those up yourself?
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?Originally posted by diablo
Did you make those up yourself?
A: Get out of my sun!
Q: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
A: It was just a slip of the tongue.
Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?
A: Throw me the bouy!!
Q: Why did Michael invite Macaulay Culkin to the house?
A: He's like the little boy he never had.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Derek Flint
Master Don Juan
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Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag?
A: One is White, made of Plastic and is Hazardous to Small Children.
The other is used to carry Groceries.
A: One is White, made of Plastic and is Hazardous to Small Children.
The other is used to carry Groceries.
familyguyfan
Master Don Juan
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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
He thought it was a delivery service.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Q: What is one thing Michael Jakcson doesn't say after sex?
A: "Oh why don't you grow up!"
A: "Oh why don't you grow up!"