"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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Well this is just depressing. I mean, what ever happened to the self-improvement that is stressed so much upon on these forums? Drugs just take the happiness that was supposed to be used for later circumstances in life and give them to you in the moment. C'mon Zarky, you're telling us that you are 39 years old and you aren't married yet (you probably don't plan to get married anytime soon either), you aren't caring to up your status in society to its full potential, andyou are spending what little free time and money that you do have on meth and viagra, and you are sleeping with a meth head? :down: :down: :down:

Maybe that isn't what is really going on here, but the way you put it, it sure seems like it from my/our perspective(s). And I must ask you, why would you let this happen to you? Did some woman you had oneitis for screw you over so bad to the point that you thought that your life has no meaning for it anymore? Has your ego been so thoroughly destroyed that you no longer care what happens to yourself or to others? I mean man, we all have had our fair share of problems, but we are all dealing with it by fixing our lives and ourselves. By progressing our lives and ourselves.


Look, is this the best you can do?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Zarky

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What is this, the 700 Club? I see there aren't any party guys here ;)

I guess I won't tell y'all about the coke girl I banged a few months ago who's been in jail twice in the past month :eek:
 
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