"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hey guys,

I'm 16, Asian, used to be skinny, now I've put on a considerable amount of muscle on from working out, but am finding it hard to gain more weight.

My metabolism is fvcking insane.

Just recently spent over 200AUD on Creatine and Protein, so i figure it's time to take this seriously and change my diet too.

What are some things that I should eat that has all the right things in them (Cause I have no clue)

And type of things should I be looking at in foods that helps me bulk up, in terms of protein, carbs, fats etc...

Cheers, I need to bulk up for rugby 18s this year, hehe.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Better then having a slow metabolisim like mine.

Although thats probably becasue thats what I have... Do you think its better to be an endomorph (put on fat and muscle easily) or ectomorph (struggles to put on fat and muscle)?
 

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Hey man, how much do you weigh, and how much have you been eating to get to that weight that you're at now?

It's probably a case of both upping your protein and upping your calories in general. You can get lots of extra calories from peanuts (preferably unsalted), olive oil, raw eggs etc.

-shaun
 

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Weigh around 65kgs.

Been just eating more of everything I can find, good and bad.

Mostly take out, because I have a part time job at a fast food restaurant, but at home, lots of tuna, nuts, protein shakes, a lot of white bread.
 

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Why spend money on protein/creatine when you don't know how to eat properly..

To gain weight, source your protein (about 250g each day) from red meat and whole eggs principally, with chicken/fish/turkey/dairy/etc once a day for variety. Tuna, whey and nuts will not cut it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Warboss Alex said:
Why spend money on protein/creatine when you don't know how to eat properly..

To gain weight, source your protein (about 250g each day) from red meat and whole eggs principally, with chicken/fish/turkey/dairy/etc once a day for variety. Tuna, whey and nuts will not cut it.
Cause I'm a noob with this.

Anyway, cheers.

Anything else? Is there anything else I'm looking at from foods besides protein?
 

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Thing about whey protein isolates and carb powders is that you can absorb a lot of amino acids / fuel very fast. Heavy meals take way longer to digest, but have important roughage and essential nutrients. A mix of both is best for bulking, I've found.
 

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If you're havnig trouble getting enough calories, consider eating peanut butter straight out of the can, it's packed with calories/fat/protein and will help you gain wait.

Also remember to eat red meat, and eat the fat off the meat also.

use olive oil and a lot of it to help bump up your calories.

otherwise, i would rather have a fast metabolism than slow, I think gaining weight is easier than losign weight, because at least eating is fun
 

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Kev07 said:
If you're havnig trouble getting enough calories, consider eating peanut butter straight out of the can, it's packed with calories/fat/protein and will help you gain wait.

Also remember to eat red meat, and eat the fat off the meat also.

use olive oil and a lot of it to help bump up your calories.

otherwise, i would rather have a fast metabolism than slow, I think gaining weight is easier than losign weight, because at least eating is fun
Hehe agreed.

Doesn't peanut butter has a bunch of bad stuff too?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Lust said:
Hehe agreed.

Doesn't peanut butter has a bunch of bad stuff too?
Some does, some doesn't. "Natural" peanut butter isn't bad. Smuckers makes some. There are others out there. Basically any jar of peanut butter that doesn't have more than a few things in the ingredients.
 

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peanut butter does contain phytoestrogens which we should avoid but i personally don't.. it's a weakness of mine :D
 

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The phytoestrogens affecting lifting aren't even as bad as the aflatoxin. And which peanut butters have the most aflatoxin? Organic and natural peanut butters.

Gulp!

If you're the sort of person who worries about aspartame this should be right up your alley too.
 

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Aha,

I haven't got half a clue what you fellas are talking about, I'm only 16 and still a noob at this business.

What should I be looking at in terms of nutrients? I know I need protein, fats (not so much) and my carbs, anything else I should consider?

Anyways cheers for the replies
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

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sam3083 said:
Better then having a slow metabolisim like mine.

Although thats probably becasue thats what I have... Do you think its better to be an endomorph (put on fat and muscle easily) or ectomorph (struggles to put on fat and muscle)?
personally rather be more of an edo, i think losing fat is easy, as opposed to trying to gain muscle/weight as an ecto
 

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^Same, it costs a fortune to eat like us. It is not fun at all, I don't even like food. Every meal has to be planed out in advance.
 

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Really wolf? I love eating. Being ecto sucked when I was skinny but once you put on a lot of muscle it looks really, really good.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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