"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Met a (Speed?) Seductress

B9

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Iqqi, most women are not like you. ;)

Then again, I am not like most men. I have a most unusual world, but no desire to show it to anyone. I'd be more than happy to help others develop their worlds to the same kind of happiness, but the fact of the matter is that this world of 'mine' (for I did not invent it. it appeared when I forgot about 'my world') is so strange and alien to common perception, that there would be little point in even trying.
To me, it is kinda like discovering what is means to be normal (though I am, by no means, that) and that everyone else are by contrast, stark raving mad in their conventionality and 'normalcy'. To the insane who do not realise they are so, it is pointless to discuss reality. Then again, I am still very much insane. It does seem though, I am beginning to recognise what is not.

A curious paradox, eh? Desiring women (mentally and physically), yet conscious that no one can ever make me happy but myself.

Btw, !Gx2!, I'd like to read your treatise as well.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sex0r

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One Q

Did you hook up with her... and yes women are seducers but finding a true seductress is hard... lol

Lucky you


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Originally posted by: BGMan

Even I, who two years ago was Mr. Inept Socio-Klutz Extraordinaire, now get an 80% success rate at the number close! 80%!
 
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