"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Met a GREAT girl, but, has a smelly house!!

torqueboxer

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Penkittens idea was pretty good. Thats pretty much what I was thinking. Im not trying to be this chicks slave or "provider", but with this one exception she is just about what I was thinking about when I thought of a candidate for LTR status. LOL. I can just spend more time in her room for now. The other nice thing is that she only lives 5-10 minutes from the club that I work weekends at. So after a long night I can just go and crash there. Have her make me some dinner, and a little 'dessert". LOL
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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torqueboxer

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Some of you had good ideas. Penkitten just about hit the nail on the head. Whats nice is that she lives 5-10 minutes from the club that I work at on the weekends. Its nice to have a place so close to crash at after a long night. LOL. It would just be more enjoyable to step into a fresh smelling house. Her room is cool and that is where most of the time will be spent.
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
1) Feed her dog whatever makes a dog sh!t a lot
2) Lock her dogs into the house
3) Her dogs will **** all over the plae, thus forcing her to clean the house up

Ta da!

rofl
 

DJDamage

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Go inside sniff the air, frawn and say " what is that smell"??

When she looks at you like she doesn't know what you are talking about (maybe she doesn't, when you live with the same bad smell for a while, you become used to it and it doesn't bother you) tell her " You know what I just remembered I have to do something, I got to go"

walk out the door and let her figure this one out.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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