"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Met a cute girl on myspace!

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PLEASE LEAVE THIS IN HS FORUM.

Last night I met a girl off myspace. She heard of me thru a friend, and I drove out about 25 miles to kick it. She said I was really cool but she wouldn't even think about kissing me on the first time we met. We go to my boy's house and I decided to take my car and her too to get some food. I turn on sum k-ci and jojo in my car, and start talkin to her. She said kissing me now would be too "movielike". Most of you would have given up at this point.

WE go back to my boy's house and they give her hella sh*t for not kissing me, adn they wouldnt give her a beer until she did. She proceeded to kiss me. I proceeded to show her how a real DJ gets down. 20 min later she's playing with Casper (my big white friendly appendage) and giving me hickies wherever I want them. She took her first hit of weed with me, which meant that she trusts me, and that showed something.

I just posted this to rub in your faces that getting girls is really easy, and you should all quit making excuses for yourselves and start going after the girl you want.

Moral of the story is: don't do drugs. Get high off my game.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ahahaah! good **** man! If you didn't get any after 25miles then dammnn...
 

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UPDATE!

We're about to "go out" ... will post pics soon!
 

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There, cleaned out the crap. Now lets see if Sebastian is as godly as he claims, or if she'll pull a ghost on him and disapear quickly.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by TheVirtualMind
There, cleaned out the crap. Now lets see if Sebastian is as godly as he claims, or if she'll pull a ghost on him and disapear quickly.
Will have the pic tomorrow! We are going on a little date and I will get presents after =)
 

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Get high off of everything. The best girls smoke weed, imo. Or are open to it atleast. You're a great DJ, few guys can do that.
 

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Originally posted by 08aisaac
Get high off of everything. The best girls smoke weed, imo. Or are open to it atleast. You're a great DJ, few guys can do that.
Thanks! I take that to the heart!
 
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