"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Met a cute girl on myspace!

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PLEASE LEAVE THIS IN HS FORUM.

Last night I met a girl off myspace. She heard of me thru a friend, and I drove out about 25 miles to kick it. She said I was really cool but she wouldn't even think about kissing me on the first time we met. We go to my boy's house and I decided to take my car and her too to get some food. I turn on sum k-ci and jojo in my car, and start talkin to her. She said kissing me now would be too "movielike". Most of you would have given up at this point.

WE go back to my boy's house and they give her hella sh*t for not kissing me, adn they wouldnt give her a beer until she did. She proceeded to kiss me. I proceeded to show her how a real DJ gets down. 20 min later she's playing with Casper (my big white friendly appendage) and giving me hickies wherever I want them. She took her first hit of weed with me, which meant that she trusts me, and that showed something.

I just posted this to rub in your faces that getting girls is really easy, and you should all quit making excuses for yourselves and start going after the girl you want.

Moral of the story is: don't do drugs. Get high off my game.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ahahaah! good **** man! If you didn't get any after 25miles then dammnn...
 

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UPDATE!

We're about to "go out" ... will post pics soon!
 

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There, cleaned out the crap. Now lets see if Sebastian is as godly as he claims, or if she'll pull a ghost on him and disapear quickly.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by TheVirtualMind
There, cleaned out the crap. Now lets see if Sebastian is as godly as he claims, or if she'll pull a ghost on him and disapear quickly.
Will have the pic tomorrow! We are going on a little date and I will get presents after =)
 

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Get high off of everything. The best girls smoke weed, imo. Or are open to it atleast. You're a great DJ, few guys can do that.
 

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Originally posted by 08aisaac
Get high off of everything. The best girls smoke weed, imo. Or are open to it atleast. You're a great DJ, few guys can do that.
Thanks! I take that to the heart!
 
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