"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Merry CHRISTmas
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
Damn. Why in the hell is this site going down? I can't quite put my finger on it..........Originally posted by Alicorn
I'm not gay.
The f@g is one the one doing the cvm drinking. (That being Jebus).
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
good point.Originally posted by DJ_in_making
Damn. Why in the hell is this site going down? I can't quite put my finger on it..........
bbestar
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Mr. Unique
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Originally posted by Alicorn
If Jesus loves me so much, then why doesn't he suck my d!ck? That would be a good sign of affection.
:cheer:
:cuss: Why dont you suck your own **** you gay perverted MOTHER****ER!!! or ask satan to service you, Kill yourself and go to HELL! Their you can have as many gay orgies as you want, GAY BIAAATCHH!!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
StrangeButTrue
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Mind telling me how that works when almost none of these cultures was on a 12-month calendar, if any calendar at all?Christmas is just the remains of the Catholic church campaign to absorb pagan religions. December 25th not only was the pagans celebration of WInter Solstice, but it is also the birthdate of several pagan gods.
Long ago in Babylon, the celebration for the Son of Isis was celebrated on December 25. This was the origin of the feasting and gift giving.
In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the supposed birth of Christ. The Romans called their winter holiday Saturnalia, honoring the God of Agriculture where they travelled from house to house to sing . This was the origin of carols.
The pagans of northern Europe celebrated the Yule, symbolic of the Sun God, Mithras. It was customary to light a candle and kiss under the mistletoe. Druids used large evergreen trees as religious symbols.
In the year 350, Pope Julius I announced that Christ’s birth would be celebrated on December 25 because most people at that time were Pagans (atleast in Rome) who celebrated their feasts on that day. By doing this, the conversion into Christianity would be easier.
Centaurion
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mass suicide that way -------->
And remember people, Satan loves you!
- Sincerely,
your friendly neighbourhood Satanist Cent
bbestar
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I_Only_Live_Once
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
diplomatic_lies
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Who cares about Jesus when you've got Hallmark.
Jesus is going down!