"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Merry CHRISTmas
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
Damn. Why in the hell is this site going down? I can't quite put my finger on it..........Originally posted by Alicorn
I'm not gay.
The f@g is one the one doing the cvm drinking. (That being Jebus).
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
good point.Originally posted by DJ_in_making
Damn. Why in the hell is this site going down? I can't quite put my finger on it..........
bbestar
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Mr. Unique
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Originally posted by Alicorn
If Jesus loves me so much, then why doesn't he suck my d!ck? That would be a good sign of affection.
:cheer:
:cuss: Why dont you suck your own **** you gay perverted MOTHER****ER!!! or ask satan to service you, Kill yourself and go to HELL! Their you can have as many gay orgies as you want, GAY BIAAATCHH!!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
StrangeButTrue
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Mind telling me how that works when almost none of these cultures was on a 12-month calendar, if any calendar at all?Christmas is just the remains of the Catholic church campaign to absorb pagan religions. December 25th not only was the pagans celebration of WInter Solstice, but it is also the birthdate of several pagan gods.
Long ago in Babylon, the celebration for the Son of Isis was celebrated on December 25. This was the origin of the feasting and gift giving.
In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the supposed birth of Christ. The Romans called their winter holiday Saturnalia, honoring the God of Agriculture where they travelled from house to house to sing . This was the origin of carols.
The pagans of northern Europe celebrated the Yule, symbolic of the Sun God, Mithras. It was customary to light a candle and kiss under the mistletoe. Druids used large evergreen trees as religious symbols.
In the year 350, Pope Julius I announced that Christ’s birth would be celebrated on December 25 because most people at that time were Pagans (atleast in Rome) who celebrated their feasts on that day. By doing this, the conversion into Christianity would be easier.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
mass suicide that way -------->
And remember people, Satan loves you!
- Sincerely,
your friendly neighbourhood Satanist Cent
bbestar
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I_Only_Live_Once
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
diplomatic_lies
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Who cares about Jesus when you've got Hallmark.
Jesus is going down!