Ninja Dude
Senior Don Juan
This picture sums it up nicely: http://goo.gl/f4HUz
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Men. What happened??!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
women haze
Senior Don Juan
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Media happened....
Women controlling what is popular in today's society
The real man with tatered blue jeans from a long hard days work is frowned upon by today's standards. If you are a money slinging glamour boy Justin Bieber you get more ass
Today's world is misguided Hard work is for suckers, Fast money and rich pretty boy that's what we want.
Women controlling what is popular in today's society
The real man with tatered blue jeans from a long hard days work is frowned upon by today's standards. If you are a money slinging glamour boy Justin Bieber you get more ass
Today's world is misguided Hard work is for suckers, Fast money and rich pretty boy that's what we want.
i REALLY need new clotheswomen haze said:Media happened....
Women controlling what is popular in today's society
The real man with tatered blue jeans from a long hard days work is frowned upon by today's standards. If you are a money slinging glamour boy Justin Bieber you get more ass
Today's world is misguided Hard work is for suckers, Fast money and rich pretty boy that's what we want.
faggots run media...they want images of their toyboys for the world to see.
Tom Cruise was a male prostitute before he got his first acting break.
Ed Limato, Geffen, the most powerful people in media are gay...is it any surprise that men are in nut hugging jeans.
Tom Cruise was a male prostitute before he got his first acting break.
Ed Limato, Geffen, the most powerful people in media are gay...is it any surprise that men are in nut hugging jeans.
Marvin Gaye
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da fukBurroughs said:faggots run media...they want images of their toyboys for the world to see.
Tom Cruise was a male prostitute before he got his first acting break.
Ed Limato, Geffen, the most powerful people in media are gay...is it any surprise that men are in nut hugging jeans.
are you high man
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Too many people knock Justin Bieber for the wrong reasons. He's a teen idol aimed at young teenage girls....No different from Donny Osmond or David Cassidy 40 years ago (Damn I must be getting old !!!).....Now if my son were to start turning EMO, I would be concerned, but I don't think Bieber represents a threat in regards to being a benchmark for how guys should look or act. He (Beiber) is a product manufactured to be cute and lovable for pubesant girls.women haze said:Media happened....
Women controlling what is popular in today's society
The real man with tatered blue jeans from a long hard days work is frowned upon by today's standards. If you are a money slinging glamour boy Justin Bieber you get more ass
Today's world is misguided Hard work is for suckers, Fast money and rich pretty boy that's what we want.
This is the kind of faggot that runs media
http://www.observer.com/2008/style/...still-gay-ladies-stirs-baby-batter-lit-lasses
http://www.observer.com/2008/style/...still-gay-ladies-stirs-baby-batter-lit-lasses
It’s just that there are more douchebags out there then ever before but every era had its d-bags.
I mean the past isn’t so much different as illustrated in the following movies:
Exhibit A:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/...Elvislover01/Elvislover03/GreasePic1.jpg?o=12
Exhibit B:
http://clothesonfilm.com/wp-content...r_Karen-Lynn-Gorney_chiffon-dress-mid.bmp.jpg
I mean the past isn’t so much different as illustrated in the following movies:
Exhibit A:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/...Elvislover01/Elvislover03/GreasePic1.jpg?o=12
Exhibit B:
http://clothesonfilm.com/wp-content...r_Karen-Lynn-Gorney_chiffon-dress-mid.bmp.jpg