"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Most girls hate anal and just do it to please their man, even though it is degrading and painful. It's such a shame we would do that to make you happy, but you guys think using a dildo is too insulting. And all the men here say they wouldn't do it.

I'm sick of the idea of women sacrificing their happiness to make their men happy.

www.netdoctor.co.uk/healthy-living/sexual-health/a2266/anal-sex/
idk even know why you come here to make this point? I RARELY see these guys even bring up anal. why are you bothering a bunch of people with YOUR problems when these people have nothing to do with YOUR life? These guys are not ALL guys.

I can see a legitimate question surrounding anal, but the fact that you purposefully came here to troll and make a joke is was bothers me. You have an issue, not these guys.

There's nothing wrong with not liking anal. Set some standards for yourself. if you meet a guy and he pushes anal, despite you telling him you dislike it, then that is not the guy for you and you dont waste your time and you move on.

Like I said earlier, if you take some time to read what gets posted around here, and view it with an open mind and a non judgmental heart, I think you can learn a lot about men.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sorry but when it comes to sex, there should be no sacrifices. Especially when there's pain involved.

Outside the bedroom, sacrificing your happiness for your partner is ok... in fact I encourage it. Or else you are a selfish person that always wants everything your way.
Go make me a sammich or gtfo.
 

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Most girls hate anal and just do it to please their man, even though it is degrading and painful. It's such a shame we would do that to make you happy, but you guys think using a dildo is too insulting. And all the men here say they wouldn't do it.

I'm sick of the idea of women sacrificing their happiness to make their men happy.

www.netdoctor.co.uk/healthy-living/sexual-health/a2266/anal-sex/
If you don't want to then don't. No one is demanding you sacrifice your happiness. There's plenty of guys, myself included, that have zero interest in anal. If you're dating a guy who really likes it but you hate it, then stop seeing him. Just date someone else instead of trying to change the other person.
 

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If you don't want to then don't. No one is demanding you sacrifice your happiness. There's plenty of guys, myself included, that have zero interest in anal. If you're dating a guy who really likes it but you hate it, then stop seeing him. Just date someone else instead of trying to change the other person.
@Amy359 see what I mean? Slow the fvck down, read, LEARN. TONS of knowledge here that will give you a dating edge of other females. Most importantly, don't ever say "all men". If that is what is happening in your world, then you need to change your immediate circle of "all men"
 

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If you don't want to then don't. No one is demanding you sacrifice your happiness. There's plenty of guys, myself included, that have zero interest in anal. If you're dating a guy who really likes it but you hate it, then stop seeing him. Just date someone else instead of trying to change the other person.
Read the article, genius. I personally would never do it. But Statistics say that many girls sacrifice something they don't like in bed (anal) just to make their man happy. What I'm trying to say men need to stop being sexually selfish.

These women want to keep their men happy in bed, therefore give them anal. Even if it's painful.

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/healthy-living/sexual-health/a2266/anal-sex/
 
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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She would never say that because I'm much more skilled than a piece of plastic....

If she says that, you should start working on your abilities in the bedroom because they are suspect at best...
 

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Read the article, genius. I personally would never do it. But what I'm trying say is that many girls sacrifice something they don't like in bed (anal) just to make their man happy. What I'm trying to say men need to stop being sexually selfish.

These women want to keep their men happy in bed, therefore give them anal. Even if it's painful.

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/healthy-living/sexual-health/a2266/anal-sex/
Lol...I think most women just have never had an anal orgasm before because if hey have, they'd want it all the time...again...most guys are terrible in bed so it's not a surprise they don't know how to make anal feel good...gotta know how to get it nice and stretched out ahead of time before you stick it in there...
 

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She would never say that because I'm much more skilled than a piece of plastic....

If she says that, you should start working on your abilities in the bedroom because they are suspect at best...
She might try it to attempt to break your ego. Don't put nothing past them.
 

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She might try it to attempt to break your ego. Don't put nothing past them.
I'd laugh and say no problem, maybe I should just call up your best friend then...
That would change her tune real quick I bet...her best friend should be looking at you like she's a starving wolf and you are a piece of meat if you've been hitting it right because she's been bragging to her how amazing you are...and she wants to find out...secretly fantasizing about it...

Hey...she has a problem, just tell her, "What's wrong? Don't you think your friend should learn how amazing sex can be with the right guy?"

That topic will never be brought up again, trust me.

But you have to be able to put it down like a champ before you can make that work...
 

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She might try it to attempt to break your ego. Don't put nothing past them.
Lol ya. If I get one of those guys who are constantly pressuring me have anal...I'd buy a dildo and say "I'm bored of your penis, phuuck me with this dildo from now on".
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Read the article, genius. I personally would never do it. But Statistics say that many girls sacrifice something they don't like in bed (anal) just to make their man happy. What I'm trying to say men need to stop being sexually selfish.

These women want to keep their men happy in bed, therefore give them anal. Even if it's painful.

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/healthy-living/sexual-health/a2266/anal-sex/
Given the bullsh1t and frustration we have to deal from second 1 we meet a girl till the very moment we stick our d1ck inside, we deserve to be selfish since everything before it was about her, the way she wanted when she wanted.

To plan a proper date, avoid flakes, low interests, drama, last minute resistance and so on it takes to be a fvcking napoleon of social sciences and psychiatry...its not a big deal if for once its her to be "uncomfortable".
 

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Lol ya. If I get one of those guys who are constantly pressuring me have anal...I'd buy a dildo and say "I'm bored of your penis, phuuck me with this dildo from now on".
When you fvck a woman good enough she will do just about anything to make sure she still has access to that c0ck...if you disagree, obviously you've never been fvcked right before
 

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Given the bullsh1t and frustration we have to deal from second 1 we meet a girl till the very moment we stick our d1ck inside, we deserve to be selfish since everything before it was about her, the way she wanted when she wanted.

To plan a proper date, avoid flakes, low interests, drama, last minute resistance and so on it takes to be a fvcking napoleon of social sciences and psychiatry...its not a big deal if for once its her to be "uncomfortable".
It's not uncomfortable, it's painful to most women.
 

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Most girls hate anal and just do it to please their man, even though it is degrading and painful. It's such a shame we would do that to make you happy, but you guys think using a dildo is too insulting. And all the men here say they wouldn't do it.

I'm sick of the idea of women sacrificing their happiness to make their men happy.

www.netdoctor.co.uk/healthy-living/sexual-health/a2266/anal-sex/
most girls aren't interesting and are barely worth having sex with a few times. i'd suggest not being like most girls

just like how the average guy not being super great at sex doesn't mean that a woman should only ever have mediocre sex, a smart man doesn't settle for a girl with tastes that are too vanilla.
 

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I'm sick of the idea of women sacrificing their happiness to make their men happy.
Here's a thought. Maybe you should look for a BF who's not interested in your poop shute? Some girls are actually into that thing, and some guys actually aren't.

That sort of thing is supposed to get squared away during the courting process. Political views, religious views, ideas on kids, whether or not you want to take a back door pounding from the baloney poney...

Or has there been another election I haven't heard about and Amy359 is now the official world spokesman for the female gender, and your first project is to convince men not to want to get sh*t all over their ****?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Is that ok? She wants dildo for a few reasons:

1. She is tired of same old stuff and wants something new
2. Less likely to get STDS/HIV/AIDS
3. No pregnancy.

Keep in mind she is straight though. What would you think if she said no to penal sex for a few weeks?
4. She has had so many c0cks in her over the years and stretched her snatch so much that no c0ck feels good to her anymore no matter the size
 

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another waste of time thread designed purely for controversy how is this benefiting the forum in anyway !?!

where are the MODS !?!
 

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I made this thread just to make men taste their medicine.
In other words, you're here just to waste our time.

Read the article, genius.
Degrading other members is not allowed on the forum.

another waste of time thread designed purely for controversy how is this benefiting the forum in anyway !?!

where are the MODS !?!
Right here. She got a taste of her own medicine and got a male boot up her ass.
 

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Sorry but when it comes to sex, there should be no sacrifices. Especially when there's pain involved.

Outside the bedroom, sacrificing your happiness for your partner is ok... in fact I encourage it. Or else you are a selfish person that always wants everything your way.
"outside of the things i actually mind sacrificing, i encourage sacrifice"

"outside of the things that people would actually want me to sacrifice, i'm okay with sacrificing things"
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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