"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Melbourne Meet #3

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It's time to organise the next night out, boys

I'm thinking Thursday at somewhere like the Depot in Richmond.

Also last Thursday some people I knew went to the Spy Lounge for the end of exams party. One is semi-AFC and he picked up 3 times, there were horny HBs everywhere.

So if it's almost as good as last time, it may be worth it.

What do you all think?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Where are the other Melbourne dudes. I'll be there. Why are we the only group that's making this a regular thing. I thought I knew a bit, but now I'm learning so much new and it's all thanks to this.

Organise some meets of your own people, you've got everything to gain.
 

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It's on King Street in the City. Never been there but apparently it is HUGE. Lots of rooms and good quieter areas where talking is easy.

there's a form on the website to join the guestlist. I wonder if they let any old bastard do that?
 

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Hey bros,

yeah Spy lounge is alright, got a good mix of hoes/sluts and nicer girls. It's pretty big inside - 3 dance floors, some pool tables out the back, and a second level... you can walk around the second level and look down on the first level. There is a semi-3rd level which is one of the rooms to dance in.

Plenty of bars and tonnes of space to dj all around!

This wednesday i'll be at Seven if you guys are interested in droppping in.

Keep in touch,

felony.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Sup guys,
King st... sounds managable..

Ok, Listen, I've kinda got bad news... due to the fact that my boss is a f*cking bastard and unpredictibaly pulls working hours out of his ass coz he hates me, I'll be finishing work at about 9:30/45pm and will only be able to arrive at approx10:30pm... Man, it pisses me off... I'd so like to cancel it... any good excuses i can make up???

AND, to make things worse, I'll have to taxi home with WM as my mom will be going out and the car won't be available...grrrr...

But aside from that, we're gonna have an exceptional time (as ussual.. ;))

Any-way, I'll keep in-touch with you guys via phone.

Btw, won't be going to 7 on Wednesday as none of my mates wanna come (dont wanna go alone), BUT, if you want, I can get you in for half price, I'll PM/SMS you the details...

Cheers,
IrReSiStIbLe.
 
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there's a possibility that I will have to no show as well because on thursday I may not have the car available to me.
 

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I'll be there definitely. Let us know when you get there.
 

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fcuk, i haven't been in this forum for ages (forgot about it). Meet #3?!?! sheeiit, you guys have been busy.

I wouldn't be able to go to any meets until my head wound clears up (gotta SEXYYY big massive scab) so i'm hoping by a week or 2 it'il clear out (or i'il pick it off either way) and be able to meet up with you guys.

When you guys go, do you all meet alone? That way its just suave guys?

Do you guys have MSN/ICQ?

Cheers.
 

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still wanna come

damn, still wanna roll with u guys one time.... always forget to keep comin back here
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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OK next meeting is Tuesday the 9th of December at Cheers in Glenferrie.

be there
 

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I don't think I'll be able to come tomorrow night as my boss is conducting a Christmas party and I must come as I promised him two weeks ago and I've JUST remembered... However, WM will be comming, guys, and if I'm not ****ed then I'll also be coming... I'll keep in-touch with ya'll...

Cheers,
Irre.
 

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Hey guys, thanks for the reminder No Longer, btw. Unfortunately already got plans tonight which sux because I wouldnt mind heading out with you all soon. Thursday nights good, maybe even next week? Get back to us.

Have fun tonight!
 

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Hey guys,
Pitty we couldn't make it last night, but who cares...

Man, the Christmas party was ok and peculiar at the same time... The resturant was somewhere at kew and after, we just went to some pub at the city.. Chicks were nice looking but when I approached them, they started acting like complete b1tches...
I dunno, I wasn't in a picking up mood thus not many approaches were made...

This Friday, my gym's having a Christmas party (sexy PT's, yoga instructors and hot chicks are gonna be there), gonna be good, despite the fact that there are gonna be some alpha male guys with heapz of testosterone and enough muscle to bash the sh1t outa me, I'm gonna pick up.. my point being- you guys are more than welcome to come... just an offer. Otherwise, I'll tell you how it went...

any-time next week is fine with me..

Keep in touch,
Irresistible
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ok how about the chadstone thing during the day, then the gym party afterwards? If chadstone is any good we'll gain enough testosterone to match it with the gymrats!

hopefully my cold/flu will clear up by then
 
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