"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My girlfriend calls me from work today:

Me: Hello

Her: Heyyyyy

Me: Hey baby watsup?

Her: Nothing im just bored

Me: (joking) Oh so you only call me when you're bored?

Her: (jokingly) **** you why don’t you say something nice

Me: Like what?

Her: Oh baby im so glad you called i miss you so much I can't wait to see you're beautiful face again

Me: hahahaha how about baby I can't wait to see you naked again?

Her: (giggles) close enough

Her: Listen I spoke to my mum today and she said two times last week she saw someone elses car parked in my drive way while I was at work and she wanted to know who it was

Me: did you tell her?

Her: ........yeh I told her it's my BF's car and he hangs around my place sometimes.

then she asked "how long have you been seeing him" and I said "4 months"

Me: errr why?

Her: If I said 1 week she would be like "so why is he at you're house when you're not there?" and technically we have been seeing eachother for 4 months we just weren't BF/GF

Me: You got a point

Her: See but the thing is I said 4 months and she said "well then you have to bring him over for dinner next weekend" so you have to go you can't say no they will get offended

Me: Are you serious?

Her: yeh im so sorry baby

Me: well talk about this tonight when you get home

Her: ok ok mwah luv ya bye (not LOVE YOU luv ya its different)

Anyway what do you guys think about that? i have been exclusive with her for 1 week but we were former fu*k buddys for 4 months. Do you guys think i should go to dinner with the parents?

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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****...i probably will be doing the same thing pretty soon...its going to suck....but yea go for dinner, how bad could it be...unless you want to get on her parents bad side. i think it can work to your advantage if you get on their good side. also, if you just simply say no im not going, your gf is going to look down upon it, since its such a simple thing to do but at the same time it would mean a lot.
 
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Hahahaha last time i had dinner with a GFs parents it was a disaster. She says her parents are cool so it should be ok. Il let use know how it goes.

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
Hahahaha last time i had dinner with a GFs parents it was a disaster. She says her parents are cool so it should be ok. Il let use know how it goes.

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Hehe yer I remember you telling us about that experience ...I thought it was the same girl? The dad said you were riding free off her ...same girl was it not?
 
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No..... i just seem to attract rich girls. This is a new girl im seein egr parenst this weekend hahaha hopefully her dads better than my ex's dad.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I love my girlfriend's family. When I went to have dinner with them, first of all, her mom is a great cook, then we talked all about weird stuff, then we played a card game, and at the end of the night her dad was teaching me drinking games! We even played one!!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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