"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mediterranean and Jewish women are thirsty!

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Mainly Italian American and Jewish girls from what I am experiencing and I am not even a white guy. I am a 6'1 Indian guy and I'll say in terms of looks, top 10% of the guys for my race.

Been going out with a couple friends a lot and notice that girls with one particular kind of look just dig the heck out of me, white girls with dark hair and tans. It never occurred to me that white girls could be aggressive but I eat my words, these women are so friggin aggressive.

Was out this past weekend with a couple friends at a nightclub celebrating a friend's promotion, right next to me this shorter dark haired (albeit kind of cute) girl starts dancing. I pretend like she isn't there until I accidentally bump into her and she drags me to the dance floor, thing had a strong grip! We chat a bit after making out and she starts boasting about her Italian heritage out of nowhere.

Just a couple weeks ago I was at a workout class I am taking and there is this one tall Jewish girl in it, not bad looking at all. We had to do some partner exercise and I partnered with her because the instructor wanted it, really wanted to partner with this blonde though. She gets really physical with me on the exercise, grinds on me and looks back and smiles as this black guy near us has his eyes wide open in shock, I had an embarrassing boner and after we are done she shouts saying "I never got your number but I have everyone else's, what's his deal?" while looking over at this one Asian girl.

Then a couple months ago I was out with a friend and a couple girls who I knew. One was this Turkish and Greek mix who played volleyball. After a few drinks and crashing at his place she literally looks at me and says "lets see that c0ck come on lets see that c0ck, this guy won't show his c0ck, I bet its small". I laugh it off but she aggressively comes on to me and then whispers "lets see that c0ck, come on". Smashed later on in the night but damn!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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