"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Me ex most likely ****ed before I did.

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It's been over a month since I last had sex. Was getting it two or three times a day, but ex left 6 weeks ago, and we broke up 4 weeks ago. Since chicks have **** thrown at them constantly, she probably had someone up in her in the past 30 days.

All I want to do is get some a**, without paying for it.

Yes, I'm a bit jealous at chicks easy access to sex.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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AlmostThere! said:
... she probably had someone up in her in the past 30 days.
How do you know that?

AlmostThere! said:
All I want to do is get some a**, without paying for it.
You do not need our permission. I would not do that though.
 

AlmostThere!

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Plinco said:
How do you know that?



You do not need our permission. I would not do that though.
WITHOUT paying for it. I don't pay for sex.
 

Groovy

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AlmostThere! said:
Yes, I'm a bit jealous at chicks easy access to sex.
Good for them. So what? That doesn't make them better people, or better then us. It can inflate her ego tho... Feel sorry for the girls with huge ego's! They need approval and are insecure... Have compassion for them. They need guys who can handle her insecurities and guys who they can depend on when things get hard for them.

Be happy if your ex is doing well. :)

About sex, aren't there many bars\clubs in your area with lots of avaiable girls?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Go to a cabin in the wilderness for a month, no tv, music or radio. Just you, nature and God. I guarantee you, you'l forget her and get new priorities in life.
 

Warrior74

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AlmostThere! said:
It's been over a month since I last had sex. Was getting it two or three times a day, but ex left 6 weeks ago, and we broke up 4 weeks ago. Since chicks have **** thrown at them constantly, she probably had someone up in her in the past 30 days.

All I want to do is get some a**, without paying for it.

Yes, I'm a bit jealous at chicks easy access to sex.
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HTFU!
 
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