"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Me and my girlfriend have been together for a month

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we all eat food

Senior Don Juan
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Were both 18 and shes a virgin, anyways pretty much all weve done is fingering and thats it, nothing with my ****, how do i get her get in my pants, i know she likes me but shes pretty shy, and i dont think she knows wat to do any help kthx
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Tear Gas

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lets start small...do you both understand how sex works?
 
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just whip out your tool and do some dirty/ c&f talk with her. put it up to her face. grab her hand and guide it to your man hood. do somthing!
 
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