"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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McDonalds

bud_2005

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My crack head friend told me McDonalds uses 98% lean beef.:crackup: Is this true and if not what %lean is it?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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KontrollerX

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Even if its true its loaded with sugar so it kind of defeats the purpose even if the meat itself is healthy.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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blinkwatt101

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Doesn't matter how lean it is. The fact that their beef is injected with hydrogen oil is enough to let me know that it's crap.
 

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it's 83% lean for most of their patties, a bit leaner for quarter-pounders. although the real trouble with most of their sandwiches is the white bun.

it's true that no matter what you eat at McD's you get at least a little bit of trans fats.

the standard patties (hamburger, big mac, etc) do not have any trans fats but the standard buns do.

the new angus "premium buns" do not...but the patties DO. oops.

also their fried sandwiches & fries are fully of trans fats, in spite of long running promises to switch to another oil blend.
 

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it's true that no matter what you eat at McD's you get at least a little bit of trans fats.

I'm not sure if that applies to European countries as I thought most European countries banned trans fats.

the standard patties (hamburger, big mac, etc) do not have any trans fats but the standard buns do.

Do you mind linking the info on that? I know some frozen burgers at Sam's Club even have trans fat. I'm not too sure why McDonald's would care if theirs do.
 
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I wouldn't worry too much about it as you should be at home grilling most of your meals anyway. Even if Mcdonalds or some other fast food joint claims they are "low fat" you should still be cooking most of your meals anyway. If you want to have an occassional cheat meal go ahead but just under moderation.

For the record, here's a website you can go to and get all of the nutritional facts from the major fast food chains to see for yourself what you are eating:

http://www.fastfoodnutrition.org/r-nutrition-facts/McDonalds-item.html
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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blink, you implied that they inject the patties with partially hydrogenated oils, which is not true. most meat products contain a small amount of trans fats naturally, which have never been shown to be harmful. this is one reason why food labeling rules in the US allow amounts under 0.5 grams per serving to be reported as 0 grams. Canada, among other places, does not allow this.

and yes all my claims assume you're in the US, bros across the pond will need to adjust their expectations accordingly.
 

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blinkwatt101 said:
it's true that no matter what you eat at McD's you get at least a little bit of trans fats.

I'm not sure if that applies to European countries as I thought most European countries banned trans fats.

the standard patties (hamburger, big mac, etc) do not have any trans fats but the standard buns do.

Do you mind linking the info on that? I know some frozen burgers at Sam's Club even have trans fat. I'm not too sure why McDonald's would care if theirs do.
I know for a fact that Greece has banned McCrap from their country and majority of fast food restaurants.
 
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