Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/Levex said:Muhahaha!
Her 17 y/o daughter is knocked up. This election can't possibly get any more entertaining!
Now it'll be funny as hell watching her talk about moral and family values and the benefits of abstinence-only sex ed.
:crackup:
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Its even more funnier then D1ck Cheney's lesbian daughter.Levex said:Her 17 y/o daughter is knocked up. This election can't possibly get any more entertaining!
Now it'll be funny as hell watching her talk about moral and family values and the benefits of abstinence-only sex ed.
:crackup:
DJDamage said:Its even more funnier then D1ck Cheney's lesbian daughter.
I think part of the danger of having a former beauty queen as your vice president is the fact that everybody is going to try to dig up some dirt on her from her past, and one thing I know about hot (or former hot) b1tches (she was a model after all) is that in their late teens and early 20's they party their asses off with no worry about the future. A sex tape or a picture of her snorting coke/naked bound to come up... stay tuned.
Well this brings up a point. it's hypocritical for a woman to call her self "conservative" or at least "socially conservative" and be in high power positions in the government in the first place.Darth said:Yes. The real problem here is that Palin obviously did not successfully pass her values onto her kids, if their daughter is pregnant at 17. Maybe she was neglecting her family with all of the political stuff.
Is her husband a stay-at-home? Was he the one raising the kids?
Darth said:Let's be careful now...don't want to get the thread locked again from political flame wars....
but yeah, this is kind of embarrassing. And her daughter isn't even all that attractive. How did she get pregnant already?
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Good point. Although, it would have been more hypocritical for her to have had an abortion, and nobody would be any the wiser.ketostix said:Well this brings up a point. it's hypocritical for a woman to call her self "conservative" or at least "socially conservative" and be in high power positions in the government in the first place.
But you know what? Surely she didn't just find out today that she was pregnant. Why did they just now decide to get married after Palin announces her candidacy for VP? You know Palin made them do it for political reasons. Can't have a VP with an out of wedlock grand daughter, especially when you are a Christian conservative. I bet if Palin wasn't running, they would not have gotten married because no one would give a f-ck about Palin or her daughters.Darth said:Good point. Although, it would have been more hypocritical for her to have had an abortion, and nobody would be any the wiser.
But she's going to marry the guy that got her pregnant and have the baby, and not only that she announced the whole thing to the press, so I think she did the right thing.
Of course I think there were better choices then Palin. But I don't dislike her, and I agree with her on most issues, and as previously mentioned I think she's hot...
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.