"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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McCain's hot running mate (no politics)

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^if you consider her ugly i can just imagine the kind of people you date
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I wouldn't say she's ugly at all. She's attractive, but not "oh my god, wow she's hot" type of attractive. She's attractive in the way that some conservative looking receptionist at a bank would be attractive, not beauty queen attractive.
 
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ahh showing respect for the ladies.. someone here is an angry virgin. or maybe you like the black men? *yes a reference to someone political on the democratic ticket*
 
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Theres a few pics of her from 10-15 years ago, now they are hot.
 
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The thing is, she pulls off the hot, sexually-deviant librarian look so well.

Wow.
 
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What the f*ck! She is so NOT hot! She's like 44 with a litter of children. It's not like they have bikini contest for soccer...I mean HOCKEY moms anyway. If you think she's hot its becasue you're truely and deeply desperate at best and a poor judge of good looks at worst.
 
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Some of you guys take this topic so serious. Palin is no halle barry, but she looks good for her age. On the other topic guys posted 9 and 10's that are barely 5's, so i can see why some guys here will say shes ugly.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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dude...say what you will..but a woman who is an NRA member for life and can handle an M16 properly...are you seriously doubtin what she can do to ****?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Its funny how people think 16 year olds havnt even gone through puberty yet.

Is that the only comment you have to make about a teenager? Whether they have gone through puberty or not?

I know what is attractive and not attractive, and in my opinion, Palin is ****ing ugly.
 
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I know some people have different taste and some wouldn't consider her hot, but a lot of us do...

She doesn't look like a model or anything, but she has a certain look that gives you a boner immediately. I can't put my finger on it. Elaine from Seinfeld had that quality too. Don't know if I'm makign any sense...

I don't know what it is, but all I know is she's in her 40s and she is still damn hot...

But anyways, don't take this so seriously, lol....I'm still laughing about the youtube clip because it's so obvious McCain is checking her out, lol. His eyes do all the talking, no voiceover needed!
 
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slickaz said:
dude...say what you will..but a woman who is an NRA member for life and can handle an M16 properly...are you seriously doubtin what she can do to ****?
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Oh man, you gotta see this pic. of her in today's NY's Newsday..she's holding a machine gun. It looks hot as hell. Very sexy woman. That woman man, makes me pitch a tent.
 
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In all honesty though, I think she'd look hotter if she got rid of the glasses. I've never been a fan of the "librarian" look. But I must say, she still looks hot regardless.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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