Have you guys ever had the problem of when u go to sleep all is good, but then when u wake up next to your girl you find it rather embarrasing because u have MB? The only "cure" for this is making sure that there is something sweet or a bubble gum for you to pop into your mouth when u wake up... but thats not always possible to have on "standby"... and getting up and running to brush your teeth isnt really what u want to do in the early morning when u wanna cuddle in bed .... any of you ever have this problem? And what did you do in order to solve this problem?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
MB (Morning Breath)
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
affliction
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Has morning breath become so common that we've now given it an acronym? Haha.
Try brushing your teeth well before you go to sleep.
Try brushing your teeth well before you go to sleep.
brushing your teeth well before sleep will not do anything. In the hours you sleep your breath will stink again..
Drinking water will help, but really there isnt much to do but to eat candy/gum.. I dont wanna get up , go brush my teeth, come back, and start all over again, becuase we all know how much fun it is to get sexy when you wake up.
Drinking water will help, but really there isnt much to do but to eat candy/gum.. I dont wanna get up , go brush my teeth, come back, and start all over again, becuase we all know how much fun it is to get sexy when you wake up.
Spike_the_Dragon
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Saliva kills bacteria. While sleeping you stop salivating. Without any saliva, your mouth becomes a bacterial infested kegger party!
And thats why you get morning breath. Simply loofah your tongue with antiseptic mouth rinse and brush your teeth before she wakes up. That will take care of it. Well, her breath will stink... but you'll be golden!
It's a pain, I know... but one can never become too comfortable (or should I say, lazy) in a relationship. Especially a 'romantic' relationship.
And thats why you get morning breath. Simply loofah your tongue with antiseptic mouth rinse and brush your teeth before she wakes up. That will take care of it. Well, her breath will stink... but you'll be golden!
It's a pain, I know... but one can never become too comfortable (or should I say, lazy) in a relationship. Especially a 'romantic' relationship.
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idiot_boyfriend
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Usually, I brush my teeth and use Listerine.
Sometimes the smell continues, but I found that eating something will immediately kill the smell.
[EDIT] Try brushing and using mouthwash before going to bed....see if that helps....
Sometimes the smell continues, but I found that eating something will immediately kill the smell.
[EDIT] Try brushing and using mouthwash before going to bed....see if that helps....
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
if you wake up before her, but too lazy to go brush your teeth... what are some other things to do to hide the morning breath?
lets see.....
hey, i got an idea !!!
just wake her up by going down on her,
and then she will never be able to tell you had morning breath
and she will be very happy...
and who doesnt like morning sexO?
lets see.....
hey, i got an idea !!!
just wake her up by going down on her,
and then she will never be able to tell you had morning breath
and she will be very happy...
and who doesnt like morning sexO?
GlutusMaximus86
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As others have said brush your teeth before you go to bed, but also you could get some of those listerene pocket packs, those should get rid of your MB in a few seconds. They do have somewhat have a strong minty smell however.