Have you guys ever had the problem of when u go to sleep all is good, but then when u wake up next to your girl you find it rather embarrasing because u have MB? The only "cure" for this is making sure that there is something sweet or a bubble gum for you to pop into your mouth when u wake up... but thats not always possible to have on "standby"... and getting up and running to brush your teeth isnt really what u want to do in the early morning when u wanna cuddle in bed .... any of you ever have this problem? And what did you do in order to solve this problem?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
MB (Morning Breath)
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
affliction
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Has morning breath become so common that we've now given it an acronym? Haha.
Try brushing your teeth well before you go to sleep.
Try brushing your teeth well before you go to sleep.
brushing your teeth well before sleep will not do anything. In the hours you sleep your breath will stink again..
Drinking water will help, but really there isnt much to do but to eat candy/gum.. I dont wanna get up , go brush my teeth, come back, and start all over again, becuase we all know how much fun it is to get sexy when you wake up.
Drinking water will help, but really there isnt much to do but to eat candy/gum.. I dont wanna get up , go brush my teeth, come back, and start all over again, becuase we all know how much fun it is to get sexy when you wake up.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Saliva kills bacteria. While sleeping you stop salivating. Without any saliva, your mouth becomes a bacterial infested kegger party!
And thats why you get morning breath. Simply loofah your tongue with antiseptic mouth rinse and brush your teeth before she wakes up. That will take care of it. Well, her breath will stink... but you'll be golden!
It's a pain, I know... but one can never become too comfortable (or should I say, lazy) in a relationship. Especially a 'romantic' relationship.
And thats why you get morning breath. Simply loofah your tongue with antiseptic mouth rinse and brush your teeth before she wakes up. That will take care of it. Well, her breath will stink... but you'll be golden!
It's a pain, I know... but one can never become too comfortable (or should I say, lazy) in a relationship. Especially a 'romantic' relationship.
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idiot_boyfriend
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Usually, I brush my teeth and use Listerine.
Sometimes the smell continues, but I found that eating something will immediately kill the smell.
[EDIT] Try brushing and using mouthwash before going to bed....see if that helps....
Sometimes the smell continues, but I found that eating something will immediately kill the smell.
[EDIT] Try brushing and using mouthwash before going to bed....see if that helps....
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
if you wake up before her, but too lazy to go brush your teeth... what are some other things to do to hide the morning breath?
lets see.....
hey, i got an idea !!!
just wake her up by going down on her,
and then she will never be able to tell you had morning breath
and she will be very happy...
and who doesnt like morning sexO?
lets see.....
hey, i got an idea !!!
just wake her up by going down on her,
and then she will never be able to tell you had morning breath
and she will be very happy...
and who doesnt like morning sexO?
GlutusMaximus86
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As others have said brush your teeth before you go to bed, but also you could get some of those listerene pocket packs, those should get rid of your MB in a few seconds. They do have somewhat have a strong minty smell however.