Have you guys ever had the problem of when u go to sleep all is good, but then when u wake up next to your girl you find it rather embarrasing because u have MB? The only "cure" for this is making sure that there is something sweet or a bubble gum for you to pop into your mouth when u wake up... but thats not always possible to have on "standby"... and getting up and running to brush your teeth isnt really what u want to do in the early morning when u wanna cuddle in bed .... any of you ever have this problem? And what did you do in order to solve this problem?
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She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
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MB (Morning Breath)
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The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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Has morning breath become so common that we've now given it an acronym? Haha.
Try brushing your teeth well before you go to sleep.
Try brushing your teeth well before you go to sleep.
brushing your teeth well before sleep will not do anything. In the hours you sleep your breath will stink again..
Drinking water will help, but really there isnt much to do but to eat candy/gum.. I dont wanna get up , go brush my teeth, come back, and start all over again, becuase we all know how much fun it is to get sexy when you wake up.
Drinking water will help, but really there isnt much to do but to eat candy/gum.. I dont wanna get up , go brush my teeth, come back, and start all over again, becuase we all know how much fun it is to get sexy when you wake up.
Spike_the_Dragon
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Saliva kills bacteria. While sleeping you stop salivating. Without any saliva, your mouth becomes a bacterial infested kegger party!
And thats why you get morning breath. Simply loofah your tongue with antiseptic mouth rinse and brush your teeth before she wakes up. That will take care of it. Well, her breath will stink... but you'll be golden!
It's a pain, I know... but one can never become too comfortable (or should I say, lazy) in a relationship. Especially a 'romantic' relationship.
And thats why you get morning breath. Simply loofah your tongue with antiseptic mouth rinse and brush your teeth before she wakes up. That will take care of it. Well, her breath will stink... but you'll be golden!
It's a pain, I know... but one can never become too comfortable (or should I say, lazy) in a relationship. Especially a 'romantic' relationship.
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idiot_boyfriend
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Usually, I brush my teeth and use Listerine.
Sometimes the smell continues, but I found that eating something will immediately kill the smell.
[EDIT] Try brushing and using mouthwash before going to bed....see if that helps....
Sometimes the smell continues, but I found that eating something will immediately kill the smell.
[EDIT] Try brushing and using mouthwash before going to bed....see if that helps....
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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
if you wake up before her, but too lazy to go brush your teeth... what are some other things to do to hide the morning breath?
lets see.....
hey, i got an idea !!!
just wake her up by going down on her,
and then she will never be able to tell you had morning breath
and she will be very happy...
and who doesnt like morning sexO?
lets see.....
hey, i got an idea !!!
just wake her up by going down on her,
and then she will never be able to tell you had morning breath
and she will be very happy...
and who doesnt like morning sexO?
GlutusMaximus86
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As others have said brush your teeth before you go to bed, but also you could get some of those listerene pocket packs, those should get rid of your MB in a few seconds. They do have somewhat have a strong minty smell however.