"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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May have screwed it all up...

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Yesterday i chilled with this girl, but there was one little problem, i was high. I hadnt really planned on chilling with her so i smoked with my friend who lives 3 hrs away and was leaving soon. So she ended up calling and wanted to chill. When we did i felt a little akward being that i was high which caused me to over analyze everything. She was giving me hints but i was thinking WAAY too much. She told me she was losing interest then said that i lost my chance. But luckily i was coming down and said the hell with it and made my move. We made out for a while but then she had to leave. It took me 2 hrs to make a move. When i look back on it i dont know if i still have a chance with her or what. Did i f*ck it all up or what?
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by Jerky Boi
Drugs are bad

:rolleyes:
Thanks guy...i know that i shouldnt have smoke but i did an cant change it. Just wanna know if im doomed or if a miracle can happen.
 

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It looks fine to me....it seems like her interest was going down a little, but then you started the making out until she left.

Sure it could have been more successful, but it sounds like she'd at the very least chill with you again ;)

It doesn't sound like it was that bad of a failure in the end.
 

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Above all, you scored some hardcore kino. Next time you see her, just make a better impression of yourself and build up your IL. You're not out of the ball game yet. Just don't make the same mistake twice ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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you've been here longer than me, you told me off when I made my first post, and then you post this sh!t on how one girl got your sprung?

WTF?

Who gives a fvck if she thinks it is all screwed up, you can make a difference. She says you missed your chance like she's got all the power, but you still made out with her...next she'll say we'll never be an item before you marry her???

It's all about you, if you think you fvcked up then you did. If you act like sh!T is all lovey dovey....
 

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Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
you've been here longer than me, you told me off when I made my first post, and then you post this sh!t on how one girl got your sprung?
Right, im sure you remember exactly what i said too?? You got some personal vendetta? I was just asking a damn question cause I know that I took too long. So keep your panties on and chill out.
 

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Yesterday i chilled with this girl, but there was one little problem, i was high. I hadnt really planned on chilling with her so i smoked with my friend who lives 3 hrs away and was leaving soon. So she ended up calling and wanted to chill. When we did i felt a little akward being that i was high which caused me to over analyze everything. She was giving me hints but i was thinking WAAY too much. She told me she was losing interest then said that i lost my chance. But luckily i was coming down and said the hell with it and made my move. We made out for a while but then she had to leave. It took me 2 hrs to make a move. When i look back on it i dont know if i still have a chance with her or what. Did i f*ck it all up or what?
People remember the last thing not the first thing. It finished with you making out, that is her greatest memory, so that is where you finished at. All you thoughts should now be from that point on, don't keep rewinding to the beginning of the song if you hope to get to the next one.
 

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I talked to her earlier and she said the she thinks shes too innocent for me cause shes a virgin and doesnt drink. She said that had fun when we hung out but i dunno. Shes acting all weird. I told her we should chill today and she said possibly, but its not gonna happen.
 
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