"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

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She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I have an assignment due tomorrow, and I'm struggling with it. Our assignment is to derive the the distance formula.
Find the distance from ax + by + c = 0 to point (x, y).

The answer: d = (ax + by + c ) ÷ SquareRoot(a^2 + b^2)

I need to show the teacher how I came to that answer. Please help.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I need it in terms of x, and y.

x = ( (b^2)(x) - (a)(b)(y) - (a)(c) ) ÷ (a^2 + b^2)

y = ?
 

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derivative of something = dy/dx

keep that in mind...it should help you. Move the terms you need to one side and derive the rest.


In other news, I am happy I get Lincoln's Bday off tomorrow.:cheer:
 

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The derivation is incredibly long for something so goddamn simple. Go google it, I'll bet there's someplace that tells you exactly what you need.

-Damian
 

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dy/dx of ax + by + c = 0 is

a + b*dy/dx = 0
dy/dx = -(a/b)

?!

integration
derivative is something else i thought
what the **** are you people talking about.
 

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Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i did it already; 3 pgs long lol
 

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Just when I thought everyone on this site was retarded in school. I hate Calculus. Integration and derivation are pretty easy by themselves, but the books always give you stupid problems that make you do way too much thinking.

Thanks for hearing out my pissed off rant for the day everybody.
 
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