"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ok, this thread is for all master djs and moderators to collaborate together and list their favorite threads.
does not matter how old or new they are.

just find the link and copy and paste it and post it in this thread.

the purpose of this thread, is to help the newer djs find more material that is useful and suitable to them.
not all of them can properly use the search button, and not all of them are familiar with some of the golden threads out there because they are old.

one new guy searches for the word "love" because he doesn't know to search for the word "oneitis" and the results are certainly not the same.

some members have no clue that one thread they pulled up to read was written by someone who had no clue what they were talking about while another thread they passed up, was full of what they needed to read.

if we all contribute to this thread, the newer members can then go off in search of other articles by going on the main page to look up articles and hall of fame or to the bottom of this page to the bible.

so everyone find at least one GOLDEN MUST READ and share it on this thread.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I've probably forgotten a bunch, but here's some that really stick out for me:

Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=16888

Juggler Workshop Review & Lay Report
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=23562

Keys to Don Juan
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16417

...and just because it's the most bizarre (and funniest) thing I've ever seen on here...

A DJ Theory: Mathematically Proven!
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=51916
 
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We should have another section for these threads.

like a "best of" section...
 
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rAFC's, Aspiring DJ's, and guys just looking to pull more tail...

Read these sooner than later.

Apply what you read to your past, present, and future experiences; stop and seriously consider what you've read, then get right to hating women.

Yes, hate women.

Endulge, as it will be virtually unavoidable. "Wear the grudge like a crown", as Tool would say.
:rockon:
Rock the hate styles and get it out of your system.

Then, get quickly past the misogyny and be leaps-and-bounds closer to the ultimate DJ mindset.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=32713

Take a break, then visit part two.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=53921

And, for the priority punchline, take a puff on this...

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83096

*tips hat to Deep Dish*
 
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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keep em coming guys...
this is going to be a nifty collaboration right when we are done.
 
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I'm gonna go ahead and say my favorites have to be 4 certain threads in the archive section.

1. "Smoothest thing you ever said to a woman"- Extremely entertaining and triumphant
2. "Most Obvious Come On that was Missed"- Just straight up hilarious...and sad.
3. "Your Most AFC Move"- Very sad, a what not to do list
4. "Most Pathetic Attempt at Kinesthetics"- Another what not to do list
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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We should have another section for these threads.

like a "best of" section...
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Almost like some sort of "Archive" for the best threads . . . :)

Not a lot of epic speeches or neat tricks, but these two are very cool slices of life:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=75091

(Slickster is currently still with the girl at the end.)

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=85237

And did anybody post this?

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1218016#post1218016
 
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Obsidian said:
umm, isn't this already called the Bible?

btw, The Natural Order of Things should be in the Bible.
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actually regular members don't get a say so in what is bible material.
i mean, we could give a thumbs up and some rep points and mention on the post that it is worthy, but isn't that picking and choosing left up to allen and the mods?
some of the posts that are favorites of ours, might not be in the bible, they are floating out in the archive.

a newbie could pm other members and ask whats good for me to read?
one person will say start with the bible, and a few people will say pook.
in my own opinion, i like antidump's stuff lots more than pook's.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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