"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Mariah Carey Owned! lol
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hooligan Harry
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How is this game?
Ken785
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old news...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Cuz it gets attention and money, pretty much what you need in the entertainment businessFairShake said:
I do think they both need to grow the hell up, lol but that diss was gold
and also, by Game I mean "end game" as in, she got completely owned
fertileTurtle
Master Don Juan
Ems a fag. Fvck em.
snackwitch
Don Juan
Actually Eminem looks weak after this, almost like a scorned b*tch. He's overly emotional and engaged in the whole discussion. Remember how fighting females is like competing in the special Olympics? in the end you're still retarded.Ganondorf said:
I like Eminem and all, but this **** makes him look weak as hell.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Mariah's diss was better because she didn't have name names or be that obvious, nor did she have to swear or result to nasty language. Plus she used a Dre beat. 
You see how mad he got.
You see how mad he got.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
That wasnt a Dre beat sweetheart. Mariah Carey is an industry wh0re....everybody's been in that sh!t. Plus Nick Cannon is a gold digger. Smart for him though.iqqi said:Mariah's diss was better because she didn't have name names or be that obvious, nor did she have to swear or result to nasty language. Plus she used a Dre beat.
You see how mad he got.
ready123
Master Don Juan
do you even know what a sellout is?worship said:
he's one of the only rappers out there who actually had a battle rep before he got signed. he battled Juice at Scribble Jam in 97 and served Dose One to get there
I had Infinite on tape back in the 90's. the guy's barely changed
Black Eyed Peas OTOH, totally dumbed down now compared to Behind the Front. I'm still a fan of their music but if you wanna talk sell out, talk BEP
snackwitch
Don Juan
iqqi said:Mariah's diss was better because she didn't have name names or be that obvious, nor did she have to swear or result to nasty language. Plus she used a Dre beat.
You see how mad he got.
First of all, Mariah is not a rapper.
Secondly, this is not a diss. A diss would be between peers who are trying to put each other down. Just like a boxer punching out a heckler in a crowd would not be a "fight."
Thirdly, it doesn't matter if Eminem thinks Nick is gay, not cool, or whatever. Mariah seems to like him fine enough. Actually Nick is doing the right thing by not responding to it. Eminem ends up looking weak trying to huff and puff so much and getting so worked up about this. So she doesn't want to admit she had any relations with him, so what? He ends up looking like a douchebag with issues who overreacted over this.
Look at this way, who is more emotionally invested in this "argument" between them.
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snackwitch said:
I doubt em cares all that much. He barey is even serious
Em acts out like this all the time. He's always calling someone out and trying to start sh1t, it's what he does. that's him
the man still pulls tons of ass though, as evident with Mariah and all, so in the end Em is just doing what he does best, which is startin sh1t and actin out
Em's best stuff comes out when he's angry at the world
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
white sox bill
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Congrats Eminem, you just gave MC some free PR. Hopefully she appreciates it
snackwitch
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I give eminem mad props for being a Detroiter who became big in the rap game and bringing spotlight to the urban sprawl that it is and doing it while being white.Negative_Nancy said:
But really what do you know about Eminem dude, do you remember when his first single was "the real Slim Shady?" Do you know about D-12 and Proof and how he died, hey the club he got shot at was blocks away from my dad's house. What I'm trying to say is I know about Eminem and the city he was repping.
When it stopped become so much about repping the city and more about his own ego, he stopped getting so much attention from me.
And Mariah Carey? That played out hoe? Why is he even bent out of shape about her? She's got cellulite... can't he afford (mentally and financially) to get better? Nick Cannon? come on he's stepping toe to toe with Nickelodeon ex stars? you think thats good for his rap cred?