"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Man-purses

bud_2005

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Don't you just want to kick some ass when you see some 130 lb. emo f a g walking around with a man purse draped over their shoulder. Why is it so cool to be a like a girl?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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MrS

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those, Master Bates.

Also, the force is strong in the OP, however, HATE flows through you!
 

immrtlwun

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Its annoying to see that, but we all know they aren't getting any of the ass that I'm after, so its no skin off my back.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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theunflushables

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I don't see anything wrong with a messenger bag. I use mine to carry my laptop and digital camera around, or a book if I know I'll have time to get some reading in. Its herringbone tweed and looks awesome as hell.

However there are some "man purses" out there that really serve no purpose as they are about big enough to fit a wallet, keys, and a pack of smokes. Its pretty much redundant as thats what you have pockets for.
 

englishman

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Those messenger bags arent purses, what else you going to do if you have a load of stuff to carry around? push a ****ing whell barrow around?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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