"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Male Birth Control

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Colossus

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They've been saying that for years. We already HAVE an extremely effective form of male birth control----testosterone. Yep, a mild supraphysiologic does of testosterone will effectively decrease sperm production to the point of being a contraceptive. Wikipedia testosterone and the male HPTA for the science.

The problem is, I don't think male birth control will be a consumer reality anytime soon because it wont sell. This would be a very difficult thing to market to most men, since there is a big psychological "manliness" component to it, and between the marketing costs and production costs, pharm giants would not be turning a significant profit. Testosterone at the does required also has some undesirable side effects, so I don't think the FDA is going to expedite that one through.

Furthermore, while the protein inactivator they are allegedly testing in mice sound interesting, animal testing and full government approval for consumer marketing and prescribed human use are a LOONNGGGG ways apart. Don't hold your breath. In the meantime, just bust on your girlfriend's face ;)
 

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Dear Crossfitter,
Sounds good,but could be seven eight years...The testosterone Doses that Collossus mentions do sound effective though,will check it out!
 

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i still want to jizz i just want the jizz to be non effective. the jizz is the best part
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Colossus,


Interesting take you have, and I see your point. If they do market it as you anticipate it's almost guaranteed to fail. However, if they launch the right type of advertising campaign---one that DOESN'T call it "male birth control", then I bet they could do it quite effectively.

For instance, if they market it as a pro-men, super macho, self-defense prescription to aide in the "prevention of unwanted, deceptive, and/or malicious impregnation of the WRONG women"---then I bet it could be a HUGE seller. After all, we all know that there are a helluva lot of men on the Internet these days who damn near bust a nut just "saying" the word "Alpha" these days---right? :up:

So all the drug manufacturers really have to do is play up the angle of "save money from having to hire lawyers and from having to pay decades of child support due to unwanted pregnancy entrapment"---and they'll easily get the backing of a significant number of rich, famous, and powerful men who are smart enough to know that they have A LOT to lose.

Just think: No more would there be such an easy payday for predator-type women who target athletes, actors, musicians, rich guys, or even good looking guys (some women just LOVE the idea of having "cute babies" you know).

A male contraceptive, properly named and effectively marketed to BOOST the male ego may be years away---but I think it's an idea whose time has "come"...so to speak.


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