"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Making out with women with lipstick. Give me tricks and tips

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So, most gorgeous looking women has if not red then some kind of pink lipstick that will stay on your lips and if hard core making out them you get it in your mouth too and the taste is disgusting - I want to puke every time.

Whenever I bring someone home with lipstick I simply wipe it all out and then do some make out. But at the club I don't always want to mess her make up making her look like she just got raped. Sometimes I do tough, but just to keep it classy, what do you do with these women in the club?

I always go slow make out. And then wipe it out with her hand / kiss her neck so it all wipes off my ****ing lips and sometimes when I get sick of it I simply **** with her face too. With slut looking biches I usually fvck with her bras.

You?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You make her kiss you on the cheek (or even better: both) and then walk around the rest of the night like a playa

Girls ask you about it, you tell em you got molested by a pair of hotties
 
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gravityeyelids said:
You make her kiss you on the cheek (or even better: both) and then walk around the rest of the night like a playa

Girls ask you about it, you tell em you got molested by a pair of hotties
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Good tip. Anything positive can be turned into negative. Or then you make yourself look like a beta chump who is the most happiest boy in the world who just got his first cheek kisses from a hottie and want to show the world.
 
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BraddH said:
Or then you make yourself look like a beta chump who is the most happiest boy in the world who just got his first cheek kisses from a hottie and want to show the world.
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Or you pretend you don't even know that they are there and when questioned by others just be like.... it's my birthday
 
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Somehow I always liked that taste of lipstick. Later on, when you're at home, you can still taste "her" on your lips. I love it :)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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This happened to me a couple weekends ago. I looked like the joker when I saw myself in the mirror. Looked like such an idiot haha.
 
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