"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Make the hoe say NO.........

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Hi guys, thanks for your very very funny replies. Your emails to that 28-year old Amisha would be very funny. I have to think about it. Thanks.

Alright next problem:


I have this asian girl. I had a date with her maybe 1 month ago. It was a kind of bull****. Because there was only ****in' flufftalk and I didnt manange to go to a next deeper level. Maybe I was so nervous because she was so damn hot? Alright. She wrote me that we have to meet again. Alright I was there. She wasn't there. Damn that hurts! Alright I called her and told her thats no fun and I was very angry to her during the call. I wanted to show her that she cant **** with me (you know what I mean). Alright she said :" ooh I am so sorry I forgot it blablablabla".

I thought: "what a *****." I wanted to forget her.

BUT I want to make this hoe say no. So I need your help. All DJ's out there:

What should I write her to tell her that she should come and I want to ****ing meet her again etc. Or maybe what would you do? But please not answers like: give up or foget it. THX guys...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Jariel

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Firstly, why would you want to pursue a hoe? And secondly, why do you want her to say no?

If you want her to say no, just act like a desperate loser and tell her you are madly in love with her and want you to be together forever. I'm sure she'll say no then.
 

wowiehowie

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Hi, new here.


Dude, it sounds like she's toying with you. Don't put up with it.
If she's interested in you she'll call you. Then, YOU tell her to get her skinny ass to YOUR place at YOUR convienence. If she doesn't show, you haven't lost face or anything else. Plus, you won't appear to be desperate.
 

Life-Trainee

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Originally posted by Jariel
Firstly, why would you want to pursue a hoe? And secondly, why do you want her to say no?

If you want her to say no, just act like a desperate loser and tell her you are madly in love with her and want you to be together forever. I'm sure she'll say no then.
I think Hoe is the name of the girl :crackup:
 

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asian girls ewww!!!


not rascist!! just i had a run in before the summer with a asain girl and she claimed she liked me but she was so goddamn prude and she had no friends and had confidence issues and would never wanna talk to me all she wanted to do was text message me.....

after that i swore of the Pun-TANG





















:crackup: o0O{hahahha get it Pun.....TANG!!! o man i crack my self up!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SamePendo

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Originally posted by Badmannaz
asian girls ewww!!!


not rascist!! just i had a run in before the summer with a asain girl and she claimed she liked me but she was so goddamn prude and she had no friends and had confidence issues and would never wanna talk to me all she wanted to do was text message me.....

after that i swore of the Pun-TANG




:crackup: o0O{hahahha get it Pun.....TANG!!! o man i crack my self up!!
I didn´t get it.:(
 
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