"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Make the hoe say NO.........

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Hi guys, thanks for your very very funny replies. Your emails to that 28-year old Amisha would be very funny. I have to think about it. Thanks.

Alright next problem:


I have this asian girl. I had a date with her maybe 1 month ago. It was a kind of bull****. Because there was only ****in' flufftalk and I didnt manange to go to a next deeper level. Maybe I was so nervous because she was so damn hot? Alright. She wrote me that we have to meet again. Alright I was there. She wasn't there. Damn that hurts! Alright I called her and told her thats no fun and I was very angry to her during the call. I wanted to show her that she cant **** with me (you know what I mean). Alright she said :" ooh I am so sorry I forgot it blablablabla".

I thought: "what a *****." I wanted to forget her.

BUT I want to make this hoe say no. So I need your help. All DJ's out there:

What should I write her to tell her that she should come and I want to ****ing meet her again etc. Or maybe what would you do? But please not answers like: give up or foget it. THX guys...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Jariel

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Firstly, why would you want to pursue a hoe? And secondly, why do you want her to say no?

If you want her to say no, just act like a desperate loser and tell her you are madly in love with her and want you to be together forever. I'm sure she'll say no then.
 

wowiehowie

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Hi, new here.


Dude, it sounds like she's toying with you. Don't put up with it.
If she's interested in you she'll call you. Then, YOU tell her to get her skinny ass to YOUR place at YOUR convienence. If she doesn't show, you haven't lost face or anything else. Plus, you won't appear to be desperate.
 

Life-Trainee

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Originally posted by Jariel
Firstly, why would you want to pursue a hoe? And secondly, why do you want her to say no?

If you want her to say no, just act like a desperate loser and tell her you are madly in love with her and want you to be together forever. I'm sure she'll say no then.
I think Hoe is the name of the girl :crackup:
 

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asian girls ewww!!!


not rascist!! just i had a run in before the summer with a asain girl and she claimed she liked me but she was so goddamn prude and she had no friends and had confidence issues and would never wanna talk to me all she wanted to do was text message me.....

after that i swore of the Pun-TANG





















:crackup: o0O{hahahha get it Pun.....TANG!!! o man i crack my self up!!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by Badmannaz
asian girls ewww!!!


not rascist!! just i had a run in before the summer with a asain girl and she claimed she liked me but she was so goddamn prude and she had no friends and had confidence issues and would never wanna talk to me all she wanted to do was text message me.....

after that i swore of the Pun-TANG




:crackup: o0O{hahahha get it Pun.....TANG!!! o man i crack my self up!!
I didn´t get it.:(
 
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