"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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haha...If you dont know how to make a girl come and talk to you without uttering a single word...then you are... hopeless:confused: :confused: :confused: and their is nothing this site can do to help you.:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


For those of you guys who know what I am talking about...its so easy right...all you basically do is just stare at her in a sexual way...and if she comes and talk to you...bingo...and if she walks away...who cares you stare at a different chick or if you really likes her you approach her.


I use to approach girls and bust on there balls...but sometimes I dont feel like doing it or just not in the party mood because of my friends...party pooper friends...I try so hard to help my friends but they just wont listen or too way off with reality...it really grinds my gearhaha...my friend would freak out and get embarrest with the things I say to girls...haha I dont get it...I'm the one saying it...


Newbies the first thing to getting it...is to learn how to think masculine.

Think like a man...is the foundation...if you dont have this...you wont get laid...unless you like to torture yourself with hundreds of hours of learning seduction material.haha I'd rather watch tv or play video games.


If you have no clue to what I'm talking about...you are a newbie...and I hate newbies...haha I hope you wont get it...haha:crackup: :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stéphane

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Please don't give advice if you don't know what your talking about.
 

LAWYER

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Stéphane said:
Please don't give advice if you don't know what your talking about.

This is not an advice...I dont give advice...
 

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You are annoying though.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LAWYER said:
haha...If you dont know how to make a girl come and talk to you without uttering a single word...then you are... hopeless:confused: :confused: :confused: and their is nothing this site can do to help you.:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


For those of you guys who know what I am talking about...its so easy right...all you basically do is just stare at her in a sexual way...and if she comes and talk to you...bingo...and if she walks away...who cares you stare at a different chick or if you really likes her you approach her.


I use to approach girls and bust on there balls...but sometimes I dont feel like doing it or just not in the party mood because of my friends...party pooper friends...I try so hard to help my friends but they just wont listen or too way off with reality...it really grinds my gearhaha...my friend would freak out and get embarrest with the things I say to girls...haha I dont get it...I'm the one saying it...


Newbies the first thing to getting it...is to learn how to think masculine.

Think like a man...is the foundation...if you dont have this...you wont get laid...unless you like to torture yourself with hundreds of hours of learning seduction material.haha I'd rather watch tv or play video games.


If you have no clue to what I'm talking about...you are a newbie...and I hate newbies...haha I hope you wont get it...haha:crackup: :crackup:


are you high or something???
 

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I dont even get what you're trying to say?

Do you understand that this community is more about improving oneself, conveniently disguised as a way to pick up women... I don't think you do.
 

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LAWYER said:
dude your 31...woow...

when did you start the learning process?
Maybe a year and a half ago. You're still annoying dude.
 

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Daddy The Pimp said:
lol . This thread is funny as hell :crackup: .

Its more newbie if you just stare at her and wait her to approach you .
Thats what all AFC's do .

AFC's... Average Frustrated Chump


Masters Use what ever works... And their are no rules in this Game... except the onces you make!
 

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one way to get them to come to you is to go to the beach and take some weights with you. helps to have a friend along. don't go to a workout station or anything. just set up on the beach. you only need a few weights. make sure that they are really heavy weights. grunt like crazy as you go through each repetition. do a lot of chest work so that your pecs start to get that ripped look. back in the day, when i was injecting myself with all kinds of crap, my buddy and i picked up many a hb9 simply by grunting like wild beasts.

thinking back on those days makes me wonder why i ever went clean and sober. i remember we would have bbq's where we would eat an entire chicken each. never used utensils. just our hands and teeth. the hb9's would fix them for us and then watch as we slammed them down our throats. those hb9's knew that they would be slamming something else down their throats later that night.
 

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aldaris said:
one way to get them to come to you is to go to the beach and take some weights with you. helps to have a friend along. don't go to a workout station or anything. just set up on the beach. you only need a few weights. make sure that they are really heavy weights. grunt like crazy as you go through each repetition. do a lot of chest work so that your pecs start to get that ripped look. back in the day, when i was injecting myself with all kinds of crap, my buddy and i picked up many a hb9 simply by grunting like wild beasts.

thinking back on those days makes me wonder why i ever went clean and sober. i remember we would have bbq's where we would eat an entire chicken each. never used utensils. just our hands and teeth. the hb9's would fix them for us and then watch as we slammed them down our throats. those hb9's knew that they would be slamming something else down their throats later that night.

In high school all I did to get all the girls attention was show my six pack and to get laid was a matter of how much I like them.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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hahahahahhahaa.....this is amazing! First you make a post a while ago about how all the advice and posts here were trash and that noone here had good advice....then you bring this along. Wow, I mean when you see someone contradict themselves it's always funny lol then you say this isnt advice......right.....

"Newbies the first thing to getting it...is to learn how to think masculine."

Hmm I think that is advice....lol, your soo funny it's cute.:)
 

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LAWYER said:
In high school all I did to get all the girls attention was show my six pack and to get laid was a matter of how much I like them.
in high school i once scored two touchdowns in one quarter. all of the daddies were giving me their sweet chubby angels. i just imagine that some of those chubby little angels are now getting married in their white dresses :p to some chump who is clearing a few hundred thousand a year now! i even went to one wedding of just such a couple. all i could think of was the bride shouting, "don't take off your cleats. oh...oh..." wow, those were the days. the groom even came up to me and said, "amber tells me that you played high school ball." she still remembers :cool:
 

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aldaris said:
"don't take off your cleats. oh...oh..." wow, those were the days. the groom even came up to me and said, "amber tells me that you played high school ball." she still remembers :cool:
^^ Hahaha, I almost spilled my coffee on my lap.


Anyways this OP is the same guy in the H&F forums saying hes gotten ripped in the last 3 months eating once a day and not working out.

Whatever works for YOU buddy!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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