"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bling

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My girlfriend stinks. :mad:


She seems to have 2 smells to her. One of her overusing perfume (I think the names Angel), and there's some other smell that really bothers me. I just get this nasty smell that after a second, I overcome, but that smell is horrible. I don't even go down on her, and she still smells when I meet her. She doesn't stink on dates I've been on so far, but at school, she smells horrible.


It's definitely not her period, and she has this problem day in and day out.





How do I fix this problem?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Inquire

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just tell her straight out she stinks unless she is middle eastern, they just have a certain smell.
 

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It might be that she is sweety, Hey that stuff stinks.

Tell her to wear deoderant!:crackup:
 

Bling

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Originally posted by Inquire
just tell her straight out she stinks unless she is middle eastern, they just
have a certain smell.
Straight out tell her? It's a sensitive issue... what's a nice way to construct it?
 

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Mmm... what kind of smell is it? One of my friends brothers doesn't really bath... and when he does, he just puts back old clothes on himself... oh, and he doesn't wash those clothes or his sheets. Peee-hew!

Coz dude, if it's the kind of smell that means she's not taking care of herself... then I would't really involve myself with people like that anyhow - they won't dop you any good. :)

Otherwise, tell her about it... perhaps it's some freaky medical condition. *shrugs*
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Inquire

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Originally posted by Bling
Straight out tell her? It's a sensitive issue... what's a nice way to construct it?
okayz "DAMN GIRL U SMELL!"

or "do u smell somethang?"

or "wuts that smell?"

or when u go up to her just squint ur eyes at her, make sure she sees ur eyes. she askes wuts wrong? u say somethang smells. etc etc etc.
 
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