"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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My girlfriend stinks. :mad:


She seems to have 2 smells to her. One of her overusing perfume (I think the names Angel), and there's some other smell that really bothers me. I just get this nasty smell that after a second, I overcome, but that smell is horrible. I don't even go down on her, and she still smells when I meet her. She doesn't stink on dates I've been on so far, but at school, she smells horrible.


It's definitely not her period, and she has this problem day in and day out.





How do I fix this problem?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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just tell her straight out she stinks unless she is middle eastern, they just have a certain smell.
 

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It might be that she is sweety, Hey that stuff stinks.

Tell her to wear deoderant!:crackup:
 

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Originally posted by Inquire
just tell her straight out she stinks unless she is middle eastern, they just
have a certain smell.
Straight out tell her? It's a sensitive issue... what's a nice way to construct it?
 

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Mmm... what kind of smell is it? One of my friends brothers doesn't really bath... and when he does, he just puts back old clothes on himself... oh, and he doesn't wash those clothes or his sheets. Peee-hew!

Coz dude, if it's the kind of smell that means she's not taking care of herself... then I would't really involve myself with people like that anyhow - they won't dop you any good. :)

Otherwise, tell her about it... perhaps it's some freaky medical condition. *shrugs*
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Bling
Straight out tell her? It's a sensitive issue... what's a nice way to construct it?
okayz "DAMN GIRL U SMELL!"

or "do u smell somethang?"

or "wuts that smell?"

or when u go up to her just squint ur eyes at her, make sure she sees ur eyes. she askes wuts wrong? u say somethang smells. etc etc etc.
 
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