"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Magic 8-Ball Game

Stugots26

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I tested this out and it's hilarious - in terms of confusing a woman you know is interested in you and getting her to want you more, this is akin to Chateau Heartiste's Birthday Cat game. You want to wield uncertainty like a weapon.

According to Wikipedia, the Magic 8-Ball has 20 possible responses to a yes or no question. Pay close attention to the bold options below.


It is certain
It is decidedly so
Without a doubt
Yes definitely
You may rely on it
As I see it, yes
Most likely
Outlook good

Yes
Signs point to yes
Reply hazy try again
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
Don't count on it

My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook not so good
Very doubtful


These are really fun to use to game interested chicks. Here's a good example from a recent night out:

HER: Hey are you out?
ME: Signs point to yes
HER: Signs point to XXXXX Street? (Street where she was when she texted)
ME: Outlook good
HER: XXXXXX? (Bar she was at when she texted)
ME: Concentrate and ask again
HER: Why don't you just say where your at / where you want to go
HER: Help me concentrate
ME: Without a doubt
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This is an excellent post. The above all cater to the notion of not answering a girl's questions directly, being playful, creating suspense, and not giving a f*ck. Especially the one's in the middle. ESPECIALLY USEFUL IN TEXT GAME. Scroll through my chats and it is all a variation of the above and banter. Chat using the wordplay given here and you will have an easy and very effective weapon to create tingles.
 

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Stugots26 said:
HER: Hey are you out?
ME: Signs point to yes
HER: Signs point to XXXXX Street? (Street where she was when she texted)
ME: Outlook good
HER: XXXXXX? (Bar she was at when she texted)
ME: Concentrate and ask again
HER: Why don't you just say where your at / where you want to go
HER: Help me concentrate
ME: Without a doubt
:crackup:

I'm just imagining you shaking a magic 8 ball for every reply... this is like the ultimate zero f*cks given method of gaming. Too funny.
 
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