"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Magic 8-Ball Game

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Stugots26

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I tested this out and it's hilarious - in terms of confusing a woman you know is interested in you and getting her to want you more, this is akin to Chateau Heartiste's Birthday Cat game. You want to wield uncertainty like a weapon.

According to Wikipedia, the Magic 8-Ball has 20 possible responses to a yes or no question. Pay close attention to the bold options below.


It is certain
It is decidedly so
Without a doubt
Yes definitely
You may rely on it
As I see it, yes
Most likely
Outlook good
Yes
Signs point to yes
Reply hazy try again
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
Don't count on it
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook not so good
Very doubtful

These are really fun to use to game interested chicks. Here's a good example from a recent night out:

HER: Hey are you out?
ME: Signs point to yes
HER: Signs point to XXXXX Street? (Street where she was when she texted)
ME: Outlook good
HER: XXXXXX? (Bar she was at when she texted)
ME: Concentrate and ask again
HER: Why don't you just say where your at / where you want to go
HER: Help me concentrate
ME: Without a doubt
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This is an excellent post. The above all cater to the notion of not answering a girl's questions directly, being playful, creating suspense, and not giving a f*ck. Especially the one's in the middle. ESPECIALLY USEFUL IN TEXT GAME. Scroll through my chats and it is all a variation of the above and banter. Chat using the wordplay given here and you will have an easy and very effective weapon to create tingles.
 
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Stugots26 said:
HER: Hey are you out?
ME: Signs point to yes
HER: Signs point to XXXXX Street? (Street where she was when she texted)
ME: Outlook good
HER: XXXXXX? (Bar she was at when she texted)
ME: Concentrate and ask again
HER: Why don't you just say where your at / where you want to go
HER: Help me concentrate
ME: Without a doubt
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I'm just imagining you shaking a magic 8 ball for every reply... this is like the ultimate zero f*cks given method of gaming. Too funny.
 
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