"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Madonna's Getting Serious with 25-Year-Old Boyfriend

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A 25 year old guy is IN LOVE with Madonna, 61. SIXTY ONE YEARS OLD.


Both his mum Laurie, 55, and dad Drue, 59, are younger than the music icon but are backing the pair to get MARRIED.

Sosuave says new girls are turning 19, 20, 21 everyday.

Thoughts?
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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A 25 year old guy is IN LOVE with Madonna, 61. SIXTY ONE YEARS OLD.


Both his mum Laurie, 55, and dad Drue, 59, are younger than the music icon but are backing the pair to get MARRIED.

Sosuave says new girls are turning 19, 20, 21 everyday.

Thoughts?
Of course they are. They see dollar signs in their future.
 

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She's a great looking 61 years old.. With a lot of $$$.

What's the issue again ?
 

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You can't extrapolate how the rich and famous live their lives to the rest of us.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This is pathetic
 

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She's a great looking 61 years old.. With a lot of $$$.

What's the issue again ?
She looks like she's had her entire face pumped full of collagen to eliminate her wrinkles. you can see it in the wendy image on the article too.
 
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