SeymourCake
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15 ugly wh0res wanna meet me. Give me some tips on PoF.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Made a PoF account two days ago
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- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
It's a numbers game so message as many people as you can.
Meet me doesn't mean sh*t. It's basically just a rate my pictures game so if a fine woman wants to "meet you" and yet she ignores your message, don't feel bad about it.
There are tons of fake accounts there run by lonely men in their basements so be very careful. What I like to do is run their picture through a quick Google image search to make sure it is real.
You are up against a sh*t load of competition so bring your A++++++ game. No "hey how u doing?" or "how r u".
After you build a rapport in conversation, try to move it to texting as soon as possible.
If you start chatting with a woman and she stops responding all of a sudden, don't feel bad. They get a sh*t ton of messages every hour. I'm not even talking about daily. Your message more than likely got lost in the swarm of losers and weirdos messaging her. What I like to do is wait about two or three days and reinforce my question or message. Like if my last message was "How do you like it in New York?" Three days later, I send another message saying "I guess you don't like much." It's just a slight way to nudge her. Don't message her moaning or inquiring about why she didn't respond. It's not attractive.
Make your profile interesting and use attractive pictures.
No shirtless or bathroom pictures. If you have to use selfies, make sure they're outdoors. You get better lighting there.
Fill out your about me with things beside your name or age or what you're doing. Be vague but interesting.
Meet me doesn't mean sh*t. It's basically just a rate my pictures game so if a fine woman wants to "meet you" and yet she ignores your message, don't feel bad about it.
There are tons of fake accounts there run by lonely men in their basements so be very careful. What I like to do is run their picture through a quick Google image search to make sure it is real.
You are up against a sh*t load of competition so bring your A++++++ game. No "hey how u doing?" or "how r u".
After you build a rapport in conversation, try to move it to texting as soon as possible.
If you start chatting with a woman and she stops responding all of a sudden, don't feel bad. They get a sh*t ton of messages every hour. I'm not even talking about daily. Your message more than likely got lost in the swarm of losers and weirdos messaging her. What I like to do is wait about two or three days and reinforce my question or message. Like if my last message was "How do you like it in New York?" Three days later, I send another message saying "I guess you don't like much." It's just a slight way to nudge her. Don't message her moaning or inquiring about why she didn't respond. It's not attractive.
Make your profile interesting and use attractive pictures.
No shirtless or bathroom pictures. If you have to use selfies, make sure they're outdoors. You get better lighting there.
Fill out your about me with things beside your name or age or what you're doing. Be vague but interesting.
Always funny when I get messaged by a whale something like, "how r u?" The level of game is atonishing. You can tell they think they're hot **** and expect me to be thankful I received a message from them. I like to respond back with something minimal like, "Good, good" just to see what happens. Usually don't hear back, or if I do their next message is something even more retarded like, "so wat up?". They seem to be under the impression I'm going to pick up the conversation for them and stroke their ego... riiiight.
SeymourCake
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Welp, it seems like I was removed from the database. It was fun while it lasted.
Peaks&Valleys
Master Don Juan
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Nah, the best one is: "How was your weekend?"Yewki said:
I used to respond with: "It was okay, spent it in jail. I'm out now so that's good. How was yours?"
I'm sure you'll treasure those memories for a life time.SeymoreCake said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Jair213
Master Don Juan
ahahahahahh im ma use that one!Peaks&Valleys said: