mackin' @ work?

[ValleyDJing]

damn it...thought hit me today. I can dj all day and night on girls I know, but I flat out suck at cold approaches. Like, hott girls come through my work all day with me but I don't think fast enough you know? They're gone before I can think of something good to start with. And don't just tell me talk about the weather or some generic sh*t like that...that ain't my style. I ain't generic. Plus, theres tons of people around and well, we aren't exactly allowed to hit on customers, hehe! What should I do? Well, maybe this thread don't make since, but fu<k it...i'm posting it anyways. Haha

 

[Zerotwoonenine]

go to the hall of fame, there are really good topics around openers etc.

 

[WesCottII]

Well, what do you work as?

I usually start with "woah, you look lost. Something I can help you with?"

 

[ValleyDJing]

i bag groceries. and can i help you find something usually only goes so far...u know what i mean? no u probably don't. what do u work as?

 

[WesCottII]

I work in a gym. Picking up's pretty easy for me.

Try comenting on the stuff they've bought. "oh, vagilube? Got a problem down below?" - that sort of thing.

 

[Skilla_Staz]

lol the Vagilube comment probably isn't something you want to start off with lol

I work at Chipotle, barely get much time to talk to a girl if they're coming through, but I generally get a chance to talk to them and poke fun at what theyre getting, or offer my 2 cents in there.

Your best bet is use visual clues such as clothes, accessories, style, hair, etc. to find something that it seems like they're interested in, and start from there.

 

[ValleyDJing]

making fun of her vagilube? haha! that would be hella funny but i'd get my ass fired on the spot for something like that! haha...i get what you guys mean tho...thanks