"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lying to get what you want.

DoItAgain

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I'm not talking morally, I'm just talking about in common practice, is it going too far to lie to get what you want? For example, I messaged a girl on a dating site, and told her my real age (26)...she's 18...she said too old, the oldest she goes is 22. So I got a haircut (I look significantly different with shorter hair), made a new profile, told her I was 21, she said I was really cute and gave me contact info.

Does it make me a slimeball that I'm lying about age to get what I want...sex?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Truth fears no questions...

When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.... ouch
 

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DoItAgain said:
I'm not talking morally, I'm just talking about in common practice, is it going too far to lie to get what you want? For example, I messaged a girl on a dating site, and told her my real age (26)...she's 18...she said too old, the oldest she goes is 22. So I got a haircut (I look significantly different with shorter hair), made a new profile, told her I was 21, she said I was really cute and gave me contact info.

Does it make me a slimeball that I'm lying about age to get what I want...sex?
I like women much older than me, so I made a profile on POF and I put myself at age 41. I'm getting quite a bit of messages!

Women lie. Men lie. Sometimes you gotta.
 

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Quite funny what happened to my friend.

He went to a club and met this girl there and while talking to her he told her that he was 22 while he was 27, and the girl told him she was 20. They hit it off so they left the club together, and on the drive he told her the truth that he was 27. He then find out that she lied too and she was actually 25.

They ended up getting happily married and they have a 5 year old kid. Not often do you find your wife at a club. lol
 

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Men who lie get laid.
Men who don't lie play World of Warcraft.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This is why you don't do internet dating. If you are suave enough and met her IN REAL LIFE, your age (especially with that negligible difference) would most likely have not mattered at all, since in real life YOUR PERSONALITY COMES ACROSS.
 
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