"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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El Payaso - was that a joke? :)

Between the lines - She is 30.

Update :-

Went to hers Sunday night...told her that I had read on internet that implant can take a month before it's effective. She responded "who's been telling you this" & repeated that the info guide was in her draw explaining that it only takes a week to be effective. She was laughing about it wanting to know the website where I got the info...she told me it is effective 1/1000 chance of getting her pregnant, but she's fine if am not ready yet.

I've been fu*king her & pulling out last couple of days. She started talking about baby names last night whilst out for meal HaHaha.
Ahh i'll give this situation more thought.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hopefully wearing a rainjacket and pulling out. Baby names? Seriously bro?
 
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GS750 said:
Hopefully wearing a rainjacket and pulling out. Baby names? Seriously bro?
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No rainjacket & yeah baby names last night :s
 
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Condoms really do suck but I hope you're at least pulling out man. Your name will be on that birth certificate no matter what she's telling you now. Go ahead have your LTR with little miss sexy and crazy but for the love of all that is good keep spinning plates, be ready to walk away when the **** really hits the fan, and do not get this chick pregnant.
 
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Well we know she wants a baby. I wonder why she got the implant though?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Are you trolling?

I cant seem to phantom how your responses sound like you could give two fcuks but you have us losing our sheet trying to save you from what seems like a crash and burn situation.

Who cares why she got the implant, really who cares?

Any girl that mentions her desire for pregnancy (before you're ready to marry her, which should take you forever to thoroughly qualify her) should have you tripping balls man.
 
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That's what I was thinking. I can't offer anymore input. I hope you guy's keep the baby.
 
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Yeah im trolling because im a forty stone male who sits on couch all day burping & farting so have nothing else better to do than make up stories on here:rolleyes:

Thanks for the input though =)
 
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Rainman4707 said:
Yeah im trolling because im a forty stone male who sits on couch all day burping & farting so have nothing else better to do than make up stories on here:rolleyes:

Thanks for the input though =)
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Well given your post count I didn't think you were. But this thread took a major turn for the worse when you said you were raw dogging a girl that wants to get pregnant, but you aren't sure if you want to stay with her or be a father.
 
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It is true that I am raw dogging a bird that wants to get pregnant.

Am just thinking on my next move.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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