Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I got a text out of nowhere from a girl I used to fvck last summer, a year and a half ago. She's 22, chunky and thick but very pretty. She wanted me to come and see her at a bar. She said she would have a girl with her, and I knew that she was in a relationship with a woman, so I thought it would be her girlfriend. But it turned out to be a friend of her gf's. The friend she brought was a 19 y/o black girl. I'm an almost 40 y/o white guy, so it's not like she and I have a lot in common, but I talked to her a lot. She ended up leaving early, but she was really nice. I tried to make her feel welcome and not like a 3rd wheel, and I think I succeeded.
As soon as we walked in, the girl who invited me got hit on by a random guy. I just stood back and let her reject him. We had been in the door about five seconds. And then later in the night, I was sitting in a chair opposite a booth where the two girls were sitting. The bar was one big sausagefest, and guys were eyeing me up as the dude who had two girls with him. At one point, a black guy with dreads...trying to look scary walked up to me sitting in my chair and pointed away from us...like a 'get out of that chair' gesture. I looked behind him like there was something I was not seeing, and just asked "what?' It was karaoke night, and he replied "oh...uh...you should get out there and sing." And then he left. I'm like the Mike Ehrmantrout character from Breaking Bad...the old guy with an intimidating amount of confidence.
The girl who invited me, I ended up buying her two $1 drinks. She was groping me in the bar to the point that people were staring. I told her she had to follow me home.
She's asleep in my bed right now. I always have the urge to come post on sosuave when a woman passes out at my house.
This one did not take much game, other than to just play it cool and let her be the aggressor. Being nice to her friend may not have been crucial, but I think it was the right thing to do.
The moral of the story here is that sometimes pvssy will just fall into your lap out of the clear blue sky. Play it cool, don't fvck it up, and enjoy your lucky day.
As soon as we walked in, the girl who invited me got hit on by a random guy. I just stood back and let her reject him. We had been in the door about five seconds. And then later in the night, I was sitting in a chair opposite a booth where the two girls were sitting. The bar was one big sausagefest, and guys were eyeing me up as the dude who had two girls with him. At one point, a black guy with dreads...trying to look scary walked up to me sitting in my chair and pointed away from us...like a 'get out of that chair' gesture. I looked behind him like there was something I was not seeing, and just asked "what?' It was karaoke night, and he replied "oh...uh...you should get out there and sing." And then he left. I'm like the Mike Ehrmantrout character from Breaking Bad...the old guy with an intimidating amount of confidence.
The girl who invited me, I ended up buying her two $1 drinks. She was groping me in the bar to the point that people were staring. I told her she had to follow me home.
She's asleep in my bed right now. I always have the urge to come post on sosuave when a woman passes out at my house.
This one did not take much game, other than to just play it cool and let her be the aggressor. Being nice to her friend may not have been crucial, but I think it was the right thing to do.
The moral of the story here is that sometimes pvssy will just fall into your lap out of the clear blue sky. Play it cool, don't fvck it up, and enjoy your lucky day.
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