Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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I decided to go out for the evening. Booked a hotel near a casino so I could drink. Wanted to go to a club on a slow night.
The club was totally dead. Just chatted with bartender chick.
Bartender: Do you want Bacardi and coke? I think I’ve seen you here before, and that’s what you drink.
Mike: yes absolutely.
Bartender: You like clear Bacardi?
Mike: yes not the spicy stuff
Bartender: I laugh when people complain about $6 for a water. I don’t make the rules lol. Like they’ve never been to a club before.
Mike: Exactly. Cheap bastards worried about $6 lol
Bartender: Exactly lol. Have they actually been to NYC or Vegas? Then they’d know how it works.
<Two drinks and more chatting. Only a few couples came in. Time to move on.>
Mike: I’m all set. Have a good night.
Bartender: You too.
I called the hotel for the shuttle to pick me up. They had one coming to pick up other guests. I grab a seat on the shuttle. Two blondes (maybe 30-ish yo) with glasses sit next to me.
HBGlasses#1 (HBG1): <slides next to me>.
HBG1: I’m gonna sit next to you. Is that ok?
Mike: yeah it’s cool.
HBG1: We’re in town from <other state>
Mike: so what brings you out here?
HBG1: Conference.
HBG1: How old are you?
Mike: Take a guess.
HBG1: Umm 29?
Mike: <damn not gonna argue with that lol>
Mike: Wow you’re good.
<Shuttle pulls up at hotel. The two girls step outside to smoke>
Mike: <Mike, keep talking to them you nerdy awkward F lol>
HBG2: What do you do Mike?
Mike: Engineer
HBG2: Damn we like smart guys
Mike: I like brainy women, WITH GLASSES
HBG1: I teach math. Does Mike have a lighter?
Mike: No, no lighter.
HBG1: Why do you like glasses?
Mike: The whole naughty teacher thing. Do you wear plaid too?
HBG1+2: Haha
HBG2: Do they have food at this hotel?
Mike: yeah but not this late.
HBG1: I have some almonds in my room.
Mike: <F the almonds. I would like some tuna lol>
Mike: <To HBG2>. At least your friend eats healthy.
HBG2: Yeah she does, but smokes too much
Mike: <To HBG1> We should hang out. I’m gonna go watch some tv.
HBG1: Sounds good. I like tv!!! <Shoves me playfully>
HBG2: You two have fun. I gotta go.
Got up to my room with HBG1.
HBG1: We’re definitely NOT turning the tv on lol.
Mike: Absolutely not. It’s way past your bedtime lol.
<Clothes come off. You know the rest.>
HBG1: You’re the coolest guy I ever DIDN’T watch tv with lol. And you made me kum hard lol.
HBG1: I also like girls.
Mike: Did umm you and HBG2?
HBG1: Yeah the other night.
<Long random pillow talk>
<She left a few hours later>
<Six month dry spell erased>
The club was totally dead. Just chatted with bartender chick.
Bartender: Do you want Bacardi and coke? I think I’ve seen you here before, and that’s what you drink.
Mike: yes absolutely.
Bartender: You like clear Bacardi?
Mike: yes not the spicy stuff
Bartender: I laugh when people complain about $6 for a water. I don’t make the rules lol. Like they’ve never been to a club before.
Mike: Exactly. Cheap bastards worried about $6 lol
Bartender: Exactly lol. Have they actually been to NYC or Vegas? Then they’d know how it works.
<Two drinks and more chatting. Only a few couples came in. Time to move on.>
Mike: I’m all set. Have a good night.
Bartender: You too.
I called the hotel for the shuttle to pick me up. They had one coming to pick up other guests. I grab a seat on the shuttle. Two blondes (maybe 30-ish yo) with glasses sit next to me.
HBGlasses#1 (HBG1): <slides next to me>.
HBG1: I’m gonna sit next to you. Is that ok?
Mike: yeah it’s cool.
HBG1: We’re in town from <other state>
Mike: so what brings you out here?
HBG1: Conference.
HBG1: How old are you?
Mike: Take a guess.
HBG1: Umm 29?
Mike: <damn not gonna argue with that lol>
Mike: Wow you’re good.
<Shuttle pulls up at hotel. The two girls step outside to smoke>
Mike: <Mike, keep talking to them you nerdy awkward F lol>
HBG2: What do you do Mike?
Mike: Engineer
HBG2: Damn we like smart guys
Mike: I like brainy women, WITH GLASSES
HBG1: I teach math. Does Mike have a lighter?
Mike: No, no lighter.
HBG1: Why do you like glasses?
Mike: The whole naughty teacher thing. Do you wear plaid too?
HBG1+2: Haha
HBG2: Do they have food at this hotel?
Mike: yeah but not this late.
HBG1: I have some almonds in my room.
Mike: <F the almonds. I would like some tuna lol>
Mike: <To HBG2>. At least your friend eats healthy.
HBG2: Yeah she does, but smokes too much
Mike: <To HBG1> We should hang out. I’m gonna go watch some tv.
HBG1: Sounds good. I like tv!!! <Shoves me playfully>
HBG2: You two have fun. I gotta go.
Got up to my room with HBG1.
HBG1: We’re definitely NOT turning the tv on lol.
Mike: Absolutely not. It’s way past your bedtime lol.
<Clothes come off. You know the rest.>
HBG1: You’re the coolest guy I ever DIDN’T watch tv with lol. And you made me kum hard lol.
HBG1: I also like girls.
Mike: Did umm you and HBG2?
HBG1: Yeah the other night.
<Long random pillow talk>
<She left a few hours later>
<Six month dry spell erased>
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