LR: It's that time of the month....right...

[Meffid Man]

Hey ppl, Meff here...

Yes, Mr. Meff finally puts out an LR. "It's about damn time!!!", the people scream.

Anyway here we go. My parents are out of town for the week, so I figured i'd better capitalize. There's a girl from my job (I KNOW, I KNOW its a sin to hook up from work, o well im a sinner) and I know she's had something for me because I had took her home once and she tried to pounce me before she got out (I've ran game on her at work for a few weeks so it wasnt freak attraction). I kicked her out though because i said I was goin to be late clocking back in (half truth, just wasnt the rite moment for me).

So anyway yesterday comes and I get off work and I think to myself "HEY...theres nobody at my house!!! " So i call the girl up (btw she's 30, cute petite latina with huge tits HB7)

Meff: What are you doing right now?
Her: Watching blah blah blah
Meff:What about 8 o clock?
Her: I dunno.
Meff: I'm picking you up at 8...be ready. Bye.
Her: Where are we go...
Meff: CLICK!!!!

No room for her to speak and she can't call me back and cancel because she doesnt have my number. 8pm comes and I'm running a little late so i call her and tell her, she's all *****y and still asking me where we're goin and I just brush it off "Just be outside in 10min when I get there."

I arrive at 8:45pm and shes waiting. She gets in and we drive off back to my haven. She keeps asking where are we goin. I had to make it seem like some sort of date. So i took her to the grocery store...lol. Made up some B.S. like "My folks forgot to leave me some food and I need some help shopping. I've never shopped own my before"..lol. So we're in the grocery story. And i pull all the stuff out. (sexual) KINO, C&F and she was loving it. We walk out of the store she's friggin hot and the rest of the ride back, one hand was on the wheel and the other hand was..ehh..elsewhere.

Back to mi casa, and before we even hit the door, we're making out WHILE carrying some groceries. I open the door, drop the groceries in the kitchen, grab her and take her upstairs. On the bed now, gettin hotter, our shirts are off, her bra is off and I'm heading downward...then..

Her: [COLOR=dark red]I'm gonna say something that'll definately kill the mood.[/COLOR]
Meff: What?
Her: Now is not the time.
Meff: The time for what?
Her: It happens once a month...

If I didn't know about LMR, my ass would've been handed to me. But instead I just looked her in the eyes and just started kiss her softly and fingered her. NO ONE lies to Meff and gets away that easy. So we continue for about 15 more minutes and she keeps saying "Meff you're not makin this easy for me" while im still massaging and kissing. Until she ask the question, "You have the protection Meff?"

Slipped on the hat and we ****ed for nearly 3 hours straight....and I NEVER CAME. That sucked ass...too much damn MB. But it was definately a really fun ****. She came about 20 times.
Before we started though, I made it clear that I'm not the relationship kind of guy and she said that she would become very attached to me if we ****ed. I told her our relationship WILL be the same (which is basically a flirty friendly relationship). I guess she doesn't mind. But im prepared for whatever happens.

Things learned:
- Grocery store thing works very well...lol.
- I'm no longer the Big V and sex is no biggie (overhyped...lol)
- Older women know what there doin
- Women are no longer a big deal..after last night...I had an awakening

ShoutOuts:
Couldn't have done this without SoSuave and MASF....I LOVE YOU GUYS *sniffle* lol

Peace,
Meff

 

[JT47319]

Sweet, congrats man!

 

[TurboLover]

Way to go! Hookin up with the mature porn, eh?

Thats a nice way to lose it man. Congrats.

 

[hannibal82]

hey, I havn't been here in a long time.....I pop on and read THIS, I had to comment , congratulations bro, way to go!!

 

[xblitz44x]

Hey Meff,

Congrats, good job. I just wanted to comment on a few things:

"No room for her to speak and she can't call me back and cancel because she doesnt have my number."

I would be careful with this. As "alpha" as it seems, a lot of women may perceive this as you acting like a jackass on a powertrip. I know you're trying to be dominant and not take no for an answer but just be careful because I think you're taking it to an extreme. If she didn't want to go with you, she wouldn't have gone with you regardless if you gave her a chance to speak or not. So personally, I would make sure she has my number, and a chance to reject me because I want her to go out with me because she wants to go out with me, not because I didn't give her a chance to tell me no.

"Slipped on the hat and we ****ed for nearly 3 hours straight....and I NEVER CAME."

It's alright, don't worry about that. I didn't cumm my first time either. It's pretty common I think because of how nervous/excited we are. My second time was much better than my first. Oh, and as far as you making her cumm 20 times...heh...come on now. That's 7 times an hour...and you're a virgin. Lets not exaggerate : )

"I guess she doesn't mind. But im prepared for whatever happens."

Yes just be careful. She's told you that she's going to get attached and you still chose to sleep with her so make sure that you're ready to deal with the clean-up. As you date more and have more options, you'll see that it makes a lot more sense and saves you a lot of aggrevation to turn down sex with women who are going to get attached, rather than exchange an orgasm for a headache that lasts months.

Good job though. Congrats.

 

[Meffid Man]

yes...im young and stupid for the attached thing...that's my excuse...the 20 times thing..it's like im talking to someone in person...a number that comes to mind thats big for that kinda thing came to mind and thas how i got 20..im sure it wuz far less but it gets the point across. The phone thing about the hanging up to early i agree with cuz after i did it, i didnt feel too good about it ..heh (softy) and plus i dont believe in all that Alpha stuff neway...remember..I'm young and stupid here

Meff

 

[xblitz44x]

Heh, didn't mean to sound like I was bringing you down. You really did a good job and I'm glad you feel good about it. You also let her know ahead of time that you don't want a relationship so she *also* knew what she was getting herself in to. Congats again.