Meffid Man
Don Juan
Hey ppl, Meff here...
Yes, Mr. Meff finally puts out an LR. "It's about damn time!!!", the people scream.
Anyway here we go. My parents are out of town for the week, so I figured i'd better capitalize. There's a girl from my job (I KNOW, I KNOW its a sin to hook up from work, o well im a sinner) and I know she's had something for me because I had took her home once and she tried to pounce me before she got out (I've ran game on her at work for a few weeks so it wasnt freak attraction). I kicked her out though because i said I was goin to be late clocking back in (half truth, just wasnt the rite moment for me).
So anyway yesterday comes and I get off work and I think to myself "HEY...theres nobody at my house!!!
" So i call the girl up (btw she's 30, cute petite latina with huge tits HB7)
Meff: What are you doing right now?
Her: Watching blah blah blah
Meff:What about 8 o clock?
Her: I dunno.
Meff: I'm picking you up at 8...be ready. Bye.
Her: Where are we go...
Meff: CLICK!!!!
No room for her to speak and she can't call me back and cancel because she doesnt have my number. 8pm comes and I'm running a little late so i call her and tell her, she's all *****y and still asking me where we're goin and I just brush it off "Just be outside in 10min when I get there."
I arrive at 8:45pm and shes waiting. She gets in and we drive off back to my haven. She keeps asking where are we goin. I had to make it seem like some sort of date. So i took her to the grocery store...lol. Made up some B.S. like "My folks forgot to leave me some food and I need some help shopping. I've never shopped own my before"..lol. So we're in the grocery story. And i pull all the stuff out. (sexual) KINO, C&F and she was loving it. We walk out of the store she's friggin hot and the rest of the ride back, one hand was on the wheel and the other hand was..ehh..elsewhere.
Back to mi casa, and before we even hit the door, we're making out WHILE carrying some groceries. I open the door, drop the groceries in the kitchen, grab her and take her upstairs. On the bed now, gettin hotter, our shirts are off, her bra is off and I'm heading downward...then..
Her: [COLOR=dark red]I'm gonna say something that'll definately kill the mood.[/COLOR]
Meff:
What?
Her: Now is not the time.
Meff: The time for what?
Her: It happens once a month...
If I didn't know about LMR, my ass would've been handed to me. But instead I just looked her in the eyes and just started kiss her softly and fingered her. NO ONE lies to Meff and gets away that easy. So we continue for about 15 more minutes and she keeps saying "Meff you're not makin this easy for me" while im still massaging and kissing. Until she ask the question, "You have the protection Meff?"
Slipped on the hat and we ****ed for nearly 3 hours straight....and I NEVER CAME. That sucked ass...too much damn MB. But it was definately a really fun ****. She came about 20 times.
Before we started though, I made it clear that I'm not the relationship kind of guy and she said that she would become very attached to me if we ****ed. I told her our relationship WILL be the same (which is basically a flirty friendly relationship). I guess she doesn't mind. But im prepared for whatever happens.
Things learned:
- Grocery store thing works very well...lol.
- I'm no longer the Big V and sex is no biggie (overhyped...lol)
- Older women know what there doin
- Women are no longer a big deal..after last night...I had an awakening
ShoutOuts:
Couldn't have done this without SoSuave and MASF....I LOVE YOU GUYS *sniffle* lol
Peace,
Meff
Yes, Mr. Meff finally puts out an LR. "It's about damn time!!!", the people scream.
Anyway here we go. My parents are out of town for the week, so I figured i'd better capitalize. There's a girl from my job (I KNOW, I KNOW its a sin to hook up from work, o well im a sinner) and I know she's had something for me because I had took her home once and she tried to pounce me before she got out (I've ran game on her at work for a few weeks so it wasnt freak attraction). I kicked her out though because i said I was goin to be late clocking back in (half truth, just wasnt the rite moment for me).
So anyway yesterday comes and I get off work and I think to myself "HEY...theres nobody at my house!!!
Meff: What are you doing right now?
Her: Watching blah blah blah
Meff:What about 8 o clock?
Her: I dunno.
Meff: I'm picking you up at 8...be ready. Bye.
Her: Where are we go...
Meff: CLICK!!!!
No room for her to speak and she can't call me back and cancel because she doesnt have my number. 8pm comes and I'm running a little late so i call her and tell her, she's all *****y and still asking me where we're goin and I just brush it off "Just be outside in 10min when I get there."
I arrive at 8:45pm and shes waiting. She gets in and we drive off back to my haven. She keeps asking where are we goin. I had to make it seem like some sort of date. So i took her to the grocery store...lol. Made up some B.S. like "My folks forgot to leave me some food and I need some help shopping. I've never shopped own my before"..lol. So we're in the grocery story. And i pull all the stuff out. (sexual) KINO, C&F and she was loving it. We walk out of the store she's friggin hot and the rest of the ride back, one hand was on the wheel and the other hand was..ehh..elsewhere.
Back to mi casa, and before we even hit the door, we're making out WHILE carrying some groceries. I open the door, drop the groceries in the kitchen, grab her and take her upstairs. On the bed now, gettin hotter, our shirts are off, her bra is off and I'm heading downward...then..
Her: [COLOR=dark red]I'm gonna say something that'll definately kill the mood.[/COLOR]
Meff:
Her: Now is not the time.
Meff: The time for what?
Her: It happens once a month...
If I didn't know about LMR, my ass would've been handed to me. But instead I just looked her in the eyes and just started kiss her softly and fingered her. NO ONE lies to Meff and gets away that easy. So we continue for about 15 more minutes and she keeps saying "Meff you're not makin this easy for me" while im still massaging and kissing. Until she ask the question, "You have the protection Meff?"
Slipped on the hat and we ****ed for nearly 3 hours straight....and I NEVER CAME. That sucked ass...too much damn MB. But it was definately a really fun ****. She came about 20 times.
Before we started though, I made it clear that I'm not the relationship kind of guy and she said that she would become very attached to me if we ****ed. I told her our relationship WILL be the same (which is basically a flirty friendly relationship). I guess she doesn't mind. But im prepared for whatever happens.
Things learned:
- Grocery store thing works very well...lol.
- I'm no longer the Big V and sex is no biggie (overhyped...lol)
- Older women know what there doin
- Women are no longer a big deal..after last night...I had an awakening
ShoutOuts:
Couldn't have done this without SoSuave and MASF....I LOVE YOU GUYS *sniffle* lol
Peace,
Meff