[LR] Clingy Woman

[JohnChops]

Whats up guys, saw Sideways thread, now I gotta post up this lay report.

It is from 1.5/2 weeks ago ( I froooooogot) but anyway my buddy's girlfriend and her friend have an apartment off campus so he is always over there and I just head over there sometimes to hang out with him.

My buddys GF's friend happened to be there this time so I talked to her for a little bit. Eventually my friend and his GF went up stairs and we were left watching a movie. I wasn't even cuddling her or anything. Shes one of those girls who think shes goes to the gym and is "Fit" but ehhh she isnt. Shes not fat but not skinny either if you catch my drift.

So she gets up and says, "Do I look like I squat?", to which I said, "No" (with the most serious face ever.) which got her all mad, didn't care. She then said, "You wish you had a booty like this", I stood up and told her my ass is bigger (she felt it, wtf I feel violated at this point), then she put my hand on her ass to "feel the difference".

After that I just pulled her pants down "on accident" and tossed her on the couch and we started making out. From there you all know where this is going, dont feel like getting into details, I railed her.

All is well that ends well, not really.

She apparently is clingy as hell, I have gotten 6 texts in a row and have not responded to any, apparently she asks about me every time my friend is up at their apartment. She refuses others guys because she has a thing for me. It's pretty bad. My buddy and his GF even are sick of it because apparently all she talks about is wanting a boyfriend. Pft, I'm not about that life, at least with her. So I keep ignoring her but she wont stop.

So I got laid, now shes clingy. Goodie.

 

[VladPatton]

I once saw my friend talking to a hot chick, so I asked him if he nailed her. Or is working on doing so. He replied: " fvck no! I'm not banging that crazy b!tch, I'm never gonna get rid of her!"

That motherfvcker's Clinger Radar was on.

 

[JohnChops]

I once saw my friend talking to a hot chick, so I asked him if he nailed her. Or is working on doing so. He replied: " fvck no! I'm not banging that crazy b!tch, I'm never gonna get rid of her!"

That motherfvcker's Clinger Radar was on.

WIsh I had that clinger radar.

This woman is getting crazier and crazier by the minute! We all are going out on Halloween, so my good friend is now dating her roomate, so the clingy girl invited herself to our halloween outing... wtf.

Then she tried hooking me up with her friend so that we could date. Her motif: to keep tabs on me.

So one night I fvcked with her and asked for her friends number, she got all defensive about it and eventually did not give it to me. Then I said, "But shes gorgeous and I really need a nice girl right now. I am ready for a GF". Total troll move. It was funny as sh1t.

She got mad, the next day sends me a text saying how that made her "uncomfortable". Lol didnt respond.

Then my buddys girlfriend told me how she ended up going OFF on my buddys GF (her roommate) and said, "Oh wtf why does johnchops want to date me? Am I not gF material? Whats wrong with me" It was like the hamster spinning mixed with rocket fuel.

Pretty funny stuff. Didn't know girls went stage 5 that quickly.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Lol...I can already tell this chick I'm going to be railing tomorrow night is going to be a clinger...one date and constantly is texting me...

 

[El Payaso]

Sounds like she's a product from the crazy farm. Don't end up like the dude in Fatal Attraction.