JT47319
Master Don Juan
So… long story short… I roll out to Project Hollywood with my wing and buddy Ken to meet up with NaturalJ. We chill a little bit at the mansion while Mystery & Styles are doing their workshop thing and chat it up with TylerDurden.
Supposedly, we’re going to be picked up by a Hummer Limo, but after waiting a bit, we say **** it and roll up to the Hollywood club… me, Ken, and NaturalJ. NaturalJ hits it up with the bouncer and we get in… smooth as a baby’s bottom.
I try to open two sets with, “Hey, who’s movie premiere is this?” (since it was a red carpet event). Very poor responses, which is typical of situational openers. We hit the other side of the club and I open this attractive, slightly older (33) blonde in a tight black dress, tight fitting black jacket, who’s ****ing DD tits were just ****ing BURSTING out of her jacket…. Aaaaaah…. Titties…
Indirectly approach her with my situational opener and it just goes REALLY well. I befriend her female friend (who has a boyfriend, but isn’t there) and the dude/actor she’s with (not her boyfriend). OK, so I’m thinking, I have a sticking point of accelerating physical intimacy. So while I’m leaning against the wall while doing wide rapport, I put my hand on the small of her back and pull her in. Like for a kiss. But I just talk really soft to her so we’re touching noses.
It’s on, baby. I grab her hand and roll her to the dance floor. Grind, I teach her some hip-hop dance moves, we makeout, grind some more. It’s so on. Except the making out was probably a bit too much, since it would later come back to bite me in the ass.
So off the dance floor, I chat it up with the guys when my girl and her girlfriend run to the restroom. I close my tab when the other guy, with the other girl, comes up to me and says that my girl says goodbye, but they have to go back to the hotel (it’s about Last Call). It’s called ASD gentlemen. Buyer’s remorse. Accelerate too fast and she feels like a slut.
I’m like, WHAT THE ****? Ok, wait a minute. Time out. What should I do coach?! Maybe to an AFC or some other chump, the game is over. **** THAT. We know where they are so I say ciao to my wings (who are hooking up with their chicks, whatsup Ken & NaturalJ you badass players you!) and roll with this guy (who is basically an AFC actor, hereby dubbed AFCActorDude).
It’s ****ing raining, we’re drenched, and we hop in his car. We call them up and they say they’re tired and sleeping, but they give us their room number. Right. They’re tired. And they give us directions to their hotel. And their room number. Again. An AFC might buy the tired bit, but as a PUA, I tell my impromptu AFC wing… “Dude, we’re about to tap that ass. Grab your balls and let’s ROLL!!!”
We drop by 7-11 so AFCActorDude can grab some rubbers. Dumb ass. Call them up, but they’re not answering. Roll up to the hotel, steal some free apples and a rose, and up to their room. We call and knock, but they’re not answering at first. All right, this is a little ****ed up I’m thinking. This. Is. BULL****. So while AFCActorDude is moaning and pissing his pants, I recollect my thoughts, calm my mind, and knock again.
Presto. Bing. Abracadabra. My girl opens up the door. GAME ON.
All of a sudden all four of us on the bed. I’m making out with my girl, AFCActorDude is giving “his” girl a massage. Placating fool. My girl is resisting (in between her moans) so I pull the SHEETS OFF THE BED. Give the other couple one set of blankets and me and my girl are now totally under separate blankets. My girl and I can makeout without the other couple “checking” on us. It’s an illusion, but’s a damn good illusion when you and your girl are IN THE MOMENT and she DOESN”T WANT TO FEEL LIKE A SLUT.
So now I’m sucking those big ass, porn star, double DD titties. God I am such a fool for blondes and big tits. I am going to town and she’s giving me this line about never doing this until the fifth date. I pause for a second while I tonguing her huge tatas, when I start playing the “Dating Game.”
I start role playing, future projecting, and time distorting by telling her all the four dates (tonight being the first date) that I would take her while in California. Cool **** like the beach, snowboarding at Big Ben, shopping at Melrose, etc. etc. etc. THEN I have HER tell me what HER dates would be in Tennessee (she’s only here for one more day). I also ended up being really ****y & funny by teasing her date choices (Oh my GAWD, you would take me to DOLLYWORLD! What kind of date is THAT?!). Like we’re already a cute couple.
Fun, but other than sucking her titties, things still aren’t progressing nicely. AFCActorDude hasn’t even started making out his chick. He’s just giving his girl a backrub. Dumb ass, I’ve got to do everything myself. So I have BOTH girls start giving ME a back rub. OMG, if I didn’t depend on AFCActorDude for giving me a ride, I might have just pulled off a ****ing threesome because the other ditzy blonde was SOOOOOO giving me the eye and some EXTRA kino. Hehehehe.
OK. Here’s a move I learned from my wing and buddy RyanStone. When in doubt. And when you want to accelerate ****. ****ing take off your clothes likes it’s the most natural ****ing thing in the world. Off comes my shoes. Off goes my shirt. Off goes my belt. 10 seconds. Tops. Both blondes are stunned. AFCActorDude is pissing his pants.
I smirk.
I literally CAVEMAN my girl by PICKING her up and taking her into the hallway in front of the bathroom. Put her on the ground and start making out with her. She’s moaning “No” when I *ORDER* her to stick out her tongue so I can suck on it. She started to go ****ing crazy. Then I *ORDERED* her to turn around so I can snack on her neck. She’s starts ****ing MOANING to the point of SCREAMING. I rip off her shirt and go to town on her bare back.
She’s writhing on the flood when the ditzy girl and AFCActorDude are like “What the **** is going on over there?!”
I’m like “SHUT THE **** UP AND GIVE US SOME PRIVACY!” Ditzy Blonde is a little jealous (she kept on telling me I was SOOOOOOO cute and AFCActorDude never made it past backrubbing and kissing). I *GRIND* my girl straight into the bathroom floor where I promptly **** close that ass.
All the while, she’s saying, “I don’t do this until the FIFTH DATE!”
I’m like, “Honey, we’ve already been on TEN DATES! 5 already in California and your silly 5 in Tennesse!”
We get politely ejected out of the hotel in the morning (6AM) after the deed is done since they had to get up to fly that morning, but again, as usual, while I’m leaving, I tell my big DD titty blonde, “ONCE YOU GO ASIAN! YOU CAN’T GO CAUCASIAN!”
The only sad thing is that I wasn’t able to get a picture of her or her big tits :-(
Supposedly, we’re going to be picked up by a Hummer Limo, but after waiting a bit, we say **** it and roll up to the Hollywood club… me, Ken, and NaturalJ. NaturalJ hits it up with the bouncer and we get in… smooth as a baby’s bottom.
I try to open two sets with, “Hey, who’s movie premiere is this?” (since it was a red carpet event). Very poor responses, which is typical of situational openers. We hit the other side of the club and I open this attractive, slightly older (33) blonde in a tight black dress, tight fitting black jacket, who’s ****ing DD tits were just ****ing BURSTING out of her jacket…. Aaaaaah…. Titties…
Indirectly approach her with my situational opener and it just goes REALLY well. I befriend her female friend (who has a boyfriend, but isn’t there) and the dude/actor she’s with (not her boyfriend). OK, so I’m thinking, I have a sticking point of accelerating physical intimacy. So while I’m leaning against the wall while doing wide rapport, I put my hand on the small of her back and pull her in. Like for a kiss. But I just talk really soft to her so we’re touching noses.
It’s on, baby. I grab her hand and roll her to the dance floor. Grind, I teach her some hip-hop dance moves, we makeout, grind some more. It’s so on. Except the making out was probably a bit too much, since it would later come back to bite me in the ass.
So off the dance floor, I chat it up with the guys when my girl and her girlfriend run to the restroom. I close my tab when the other guy, with the other girl, comes up to me and says that my girl says goodbye, but they have to go back to the hotel (it’s about Last Call). It’s called ASD gentlemen. Buyer’s remorse. Accelerate too fast and she feels like a slut.
I’m like, WHAT THE ****? Ok, wait a minute. Time out. What should I do coach?! Maybe to an AFC or some other chump, the game is over. **** THAT. We know where they are so I say ciao to my wings (who are hooking up with their chicks, whatsup Ken & NaturalJ you badass players you!) and roll with this guy (who is basically an AFC actor, hereby dubbed AFCActorDude).
It’s ****ing raining, we’re drenched, and we hop in his car. We call them up and they say they’re tired and sleeping, but they give us their room number. Right. They’re tired. And they give us directions to their hotel. And their room number. Again. An AFC might buy the tired bit, but as a PUA, I tell my impromptu AFC wing… “Dude, we’re about to tap that ass. Grab your balls and let’s ROLL!!!”
We drop by 7-11 so AFCActorDude can grab some rubbers. Dumb ass. Call them up, but they’re not answering. Roll up to the hotel, steal some free apples and a rose, and up to their room. We call and knock, but they’re not answering at first. All right, this is a little ****ed up I’m thinking. This. Is. BULL****. So while AFCActorDude is moaning and pissing his pants, I recollect my thoughts, calm my mind, and knock again.
Presto. Bing. Abracadabra. My girl opens up the door. GAME ON.
All of a sudden all four of us on the bed. I’m making out with my girl, AFCActorDude is giving “his” girl a massage. Placating fool. My girl is resisting (in between her moans) so I pull the SHEETS OFF THE BED. Give the other couple one set of blankets and me and my girl are now totally under separate blankets. My girl and I can makeout without the other couple “checking” on us. It’s an illusion, but’s a damn good illusion when you and your girl are IN THE MOMENT and she DOESN”T WANT TO FEEL LIKE A SLUT.
So now I’m sucking those big ass, porn star, double DD titties. God I am such a fool for blondes and big tits. I am going to town and she’s giving me this line about never doing this until the fifth date. I pause for a second while I tonguing her huge tatas, when I start playing the “Dating Game.”
I start role playing, future projecting, and time distorting by telling her all the four dates (tonight being the first date) that I would take her while in California. Cool **** like the beach, snowboarding at Big Ben, shopping at Melrose, etc. etc. etc. THEN I have HER tell me what HER dates would be in Tennessee (she’s only here for one more day). I also ended up being really ****y & funny by teasing her date choices (Oh my GAWD, you would take me to DOLLYWORLD! What kind of date is THAT?!). Like we’re already a cute couple.
Fun, but other than sucking her titties, things still aren’t progressing nicely. AFCActorDude hasn’t even started making out his chick. He’s just giving his girl a backrub. Dumb ass, I’ve got to do everything myself. So I have BOTH girls start giving ME a back rub. OMG, if I didn’t depend on AFCActorDude for giving me a ride, I might have just pulled off a ****ing threesome because the other ditzy blonde was SOOOOOO giving me the eye and some EXTRA kino. Hehehehe.
OK. Here’s a move I learned from my wing and buddy RyanStone. When in doubt. And when you want to accelerate ****. ****ing take off your clothes likes it’s the most natural ****ing thing in the world. Off comes my shoes. Off goes my shirt. Off goes my belt. 10 seconds. Tops. Both blondes are stunned. AFCActorDude is pissing his pants.
I smirk.
I literally CAVEMAN my girl by PICKING her up and taking her into the hallway in front of the bathroom. Put her on the ground and start making out with her. She’s moaning “No” when I *ORDER* her to stick out her tongue so I can suck on it. She started to go ****ing crazy. Then I *ORDERED* her to turn around so I can snack on her neck. She’s starts ****ing MOANING to the point of SCREAMING. I rip off her shirt and go to town on her bare back.
She’s writhing on the flood when the ditzy girl and AFCActorDude are like “What the **** is going on over there?!”
I’m like “SHUT THE **** UP AND GIVE US SOME PRIVACY!” Ditzy Blonde is a little jealous (she kept on telling me I was SOOOOOOO cute and AFCActorDude never made it past backrubbing and kissing). I *GRIND* my girl straight into the bathroom floor where I promptly **** close that ass.
All the while, she’s saying, “I don’t do this until the FIFTH DATE!”
I’m like, “Honey, we’ve already been on TEN DATES! 5 already in California and your silly 5 in Tennesse!”
We get politely ejected out of the hotel in the morning (6AM) after the deed is done since they had to get up to fly that morning, but again, as usual, while I’m leaving, I tell my big DD titty blonde, “ONCE YOU GO ASIAN! YOU CAN’T GO CAUCASIAN!”
The only sad thing is that I wasn’t able to get a picture of her or her big tits :-(
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