Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
LR: After a rough night , i see the light (+ condom broke)
- Thread starter Daddy The Pimp
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
DonGorgon
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lololol..
BongDuy
Master Don Juan
so you kept trying to make out with her during the grinding? how did she re act? when would you call it quits?
im just curious
im just curious
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
Yeah. I escalate really fast on every target. And most of them want to cooperate (am i using the right word ? lol ) but anti-slut defense stops them.
So most of the time , they turn the cheek or back off a little bit or tell me im too forward i should relax.
So she was grinding on me and i was grabbing her head and going for the make out. She was turning the cheek. I just stared away and go for the makeout again. Again cheek. Until she gave up.
How did she react ?
She didn't react because she was waiting for it. If you approach a girl fully direct she knows whats going on.
So most of the time , they turn the cheek or back off a little bit or tell me im too forward i should relax.
So she was grinding on me and i was grabbing her head and going for the make out. She was turning the cheek. I just stared away and go for the makeout again. Again cheek. Until she gave up.
How did she react ?
She didn't react because she was waiting for it. If you approach a girl fully direct she knows whats going on.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PectoralisMajor
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congratulations, your now one happy farther.
let us know if its a boy or a girl
let us know if its a boy or a girl
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
Actually , from the reaction that the girl gave , im pretty sure she was on pill. She kept laughing and looking me like a retard while i was screaming SH!T SH!T , I FVCKED IT UP. I don't know this never happened to me. I used Love Plus even though my friends warned me 1000 times not to use it. But i had no choice.
Im pretty sure she was on pill or something but this still remains a good lesson.
To pull even though you have a condom.
Im pretty sure she was on pill or something but this still remains a good lesson.
To pull even though you have a condom.
Yeah, even though he wore a condom, he should've left his full name, telephone number, and address after she consented to the deed because you know it's like the woman has to prove paternity, and the guy has a say in whether to abort, and the guy has equal rights to custody, and child support is reasonable. Nice analogy because a woman has less control of this type of situation than a car acccidentJblitz59 said:
.Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
99.999 % she was on pill. End of story.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.