"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Lost weight,

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Lost weight, gained it back, but face stayed thinner.

I had a highly stressful time a few months back which caused me to lose some of my hard-earned weight. It was only 10 pounds though, and I've since gained it back.

Well, I've run into friends on a few separate occasions, people whom I haven't seen since before all this happened. Several have mentioned that I appear to have lost weight, as they stroke their chin to show where I lost it. If I gained the weight back, why did my face not fill back out?
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is fat the only kind of "face mass," or does additional muscle also fill out the face? Or is muscle just less effective than fat at filling out the face? I have a narrow chin so I feel more mass is desirable.
 

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Originally posted by Safari
Is fat the only kind of "face mass," or does additional muscle also fill out the face? Or is muscle just less effective than fat at filling out the face? I have a narrow chin so I feel more mass is desirable.
Additional muscle does fill out your face, of course. But the jaw muscle is really the only one you can do something about. Any large amount of face mass you encounter, specially at the chin, can pretty safely be considered fat.

I also desired some face mass, but that's because I'm underweight. Got pics?
 
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